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Vessel of Hatred

The Noodle Compound V. 2.0

Spent most of the day driving around painting "Free Candy!" on the sides of creepy looking vans.
 
Pro Tip: Never order a 'cup of Joe' at any place a guy named Joe works. He can legally fill that cup with anything he wants.

Hey, it's not me, it's the law.
 
Is that kind of like the Pro Tip: If you ever get granted a wish from a genie, never wish for a million bucks, because you can end up trampled by a million male deer?
 
Noodle said:
Pro Tip: Never order a 'cup of Joe' at any place a guy named Joe works. He can legally fill that cup with anything he wants.

Hey, it's not me, it's the law.
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So ...son't order the Joe special?
Pyrotechnician said:
Is that kind of like the Pro Tip: If you ever get granted a wish from a genie, never wish for a million bucks, because you can end up trampled by a million male deer?
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Also never wish for anything under a hundred bucks, you'll get trampled.
 
I wonder....

if I boil some pasts for dinner tonight, will Noodle feel any pain from the heat?
 
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