The Jersey's Jersey

The Jersey's Jersey is an optional, hidden quest in Hellfire. To enable it you must have the "cowquest" tag in your command.txt file. When active it takes the place of The Farmer's Orchard. This quest is comic relief, and must have been designed by the Sierra guys who made Hellfire as another cow-themed Easter Egg.

The Jersey's Jersey

• Quest Name: The Jersey's Jersey
• Triggered By: Reaching level 15 or entering the Cave (dungeon level 9).
• Frequency: Every game in Hellfire, if the cowquest is enabled.
• Given by: The Complete Nut
• Location: Town
• Reward: Access to the Hive, and the Bovine Plate.

When this quest is enabled you will find the Complete Nut standing near the cows, instead of Lester the Farmer. He tells you a bizarre story about how he left his brown suit in his home, the Nest, and gives you a bomb to blast your way in. You will find the brown suit somewhere on the ground in level 4. There's a gray suit to be found on level 3, but it's of no use.

When you return the brown suit to him he gives you the Bovine Plate as a reward.

Bovine Plate (Plate Mail) Armor Class: 150 +50% light radius +30% resist all -5 damage from enemies -2 to all spell levels -50 mana Requires: 50 str Durability: Indestructible

Strategy Tips

This wacky quest sort of defies strategy, but obviously you'll need to get to level four of the Hive, and look around until you find the brown suit. The Search spell in Hellfire is of great help with this, and all other item location tasks.

Quest Dialog

Activation

Complete Nut

First Encounter

Moo.

Second Encounter

I said, moo.

Third Encounter

Look I'm just a cow, ok?.

Fourth Encounter

All right, all right. I'm not really a cow. I don't normally go around like this; but, I was sitting at home minding my own business and all of a sudden these bugs & vines & bulbs & stuff started coming out of the floor... It was horrible! If only I had something normal to wear, it wouldn't be so bad. Hey! Could you go back to my place and get my suit for me? The brown one, not the gray one, that's for evening wear. I'd do it myself, but I don't want anyone seeing me like this. Here, take this, you might need it... To kill those things that have overgrown everything. You can't miss my house. It's just south of the fork in the river... You know... The one with the overgrown vegetable garden.

Townsfolk

Complete Nut

Return

What are you waisting time for? Go get my suit! And hurry! That holstein over there keeps winking at me!

Return (with gray suit)

No no no no! This is my gray suit! It's for evenig wear! Formal occasion! I can't wear this. What are you, some kind of Weirdo? I need the brown suit.

Others

Complete Nut (if you are under lvl 15 or haven't reached the caves)

First Return

Look. I'm a cow. And you, you're monster bait. Get some experience under your belt! we'll talk.

Second Return

Me, I'm a self-made cow. Make something of yourself, and... then we'll talk.

Third Return

I don't have to explain myself to every tourist that walks by! Don't you have some monsters to kill? Maybe we'll talk later. If you live...

Fourth Return

Quit bugging me. I'm looking for someone really heroic. And you're not it. I can't trust you, you're going to get eaten by monsters any day now... I need someone who's an experienced hero.

Completion

Complete Nut

Ahh, that's much better. Whew! At last, some dignity! Are my antlers on straight? Good. Look, thanks a lot for helping me out. Here, take this as a gift; and, you know... A little fashion tip... You could use a little... You could use a new... Yknowwhatimean? The whole adventurer motif is just so... Retro. Just a word of advice, eh? Ciao.

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