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[TheNix]

Happy birthday for yesterday pharphis, I kinda missed it.

 

[Zenigma]

I completely forgot about the brain trauma!

Wait. That's probably a symptom of something. But I can't remember what!

Could it be brain trauma?

 

[Zokar1]

Doesn't everyone hate Zokar from time to time?

>< ... then they have to buy me alcohol

 

[kamap1]

Lighting you on fire probably helps as good as buying you alcohol.
Also does that mean that everyone that buys you alcohol hates you?

 

[Cyrax1]

No need to make this difficult. You could sum this up by saying he's constantly drunk.

 

[Pyrotechnician1]

Happy late birthday phanpy.

 

[Goldtru1]

Doesn't everyone hate Zokar from time to time?

Why would anyone hate Zokar ever?
Except for those red, red penguin eyes. They follow me around the room. Everywhere I go, those red, bloody penguin eyes are on me.
/shudders
OH GOD HE'S HERE!!! Help ..... /splutter

 

[Zokar1]

Why would anyone hate Zokar ever?
Except for those red, red penguin eyes. They follow me around the room. Everywhere I go, those red, bloody penguin eyes are on me.
/shudders
OH GOD HE'S HERE!!! Help ..... /splutter

Repent! The end is nigh!

 

[Pyrotechnician1]

The end of time, the end of all, the end of the end.

It is coming.

 

[Zenigma]

I like to prepare for the end of the world by sleeping. This is the sort of thing you'd like to be awake for.

 

[djmbbandie]

*happy late birthday pharphis

*serves Dew

*serves Drinks

 

[Colorless Green]

Hi, everybody. Long time no see.

 

[pharphis]

do not recognize. Identify yourself!

 

[ioupain]

Happy Birthday Pharphis

 

[Zokar1]

do not recognize. Identify yourself!

this is not an excuse to search his pockets... is it?

 

[TheNix]

We might find a new credit card to max out!

 

[Zenigma]

*takes card off the tab*
Making room for the next personnnn!!!

 

[BobCox2]

Supp PPL

Open my tab for me

 

[pharphis]

I already searched his pockets. Just sex toys

 

[Zenigma]

...Are any of them fun?