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[Kestegs]

Not yet your not.

 

[pancakeman]

I keep all the best... Hm. I don't have a job, what do I put at the end of this sentence? I keep all the...best RCG stories to myself? Yeah, that works.

*throws poison dart at kesty while his back is turned*
*dart narrowly misses and hits center of portrait of Thy*

Soon.

 

[corax1]

but i will be. then i will have an excuse to forum all day.

hey pcm. pm me the r rated stories. kegs too. we are married we need all we can get

 

[Syxalis]

I keep all the best customers in my pocket....

 

[corax1]

.........................what do you do for coin syx?

 

[Syxalis]

Wouldn't you like to know?

 

[corax1]

i would. thus i enquired.

i personally am a butcher

 

[Syxalis]

A butcher I am not/.

 

[corax1]

i knew someone was hogging my lack of job.


syx's lack of employment explanation means either he's a pirate or he's a spy....or a douche

 

[Syxalis]

I should pirate things, but I'm too lame.

The big aspect of my job is customer satisfaction. But, my philosophy is unsatisfied customers can go **** themselves.

 

[corax1]

my philosophy is similar


i hate customers who are rude off the bat without any reason

 

[Jcakes1]

Customers = Teh Suck. I have glorified customers they are called the client.

 

[corax1]

have to do some work their cake?

 

[Jcakes1]

I am always doing work. Currently writing a fairly boring operating philosophy specification

 

[corax1]

yeah no way i could do a predominantly paperworky job

 

[Jcakes1]

I thought you were doing some sort of legal studies?

 

[corax1]

i am. to become a cop/MP. which will i realise entails alot of paperwork i am hoping there is enough outdoorsy work to keep me entertained.

i do a fair bit of paperwork in my current job and i hate it. cos its nonsense

 

[Jcakes1]

What is an MP, to me it is a Member of Parliament.

Corax the butcher cop, sounds like an interesting character for a Shadowrun.

 

[corax1]

military police


i have a disgraced cop somewhere. he got framed for his partners murder. buddy cop movie style. he is pretty cool. i have alot of characters

 

[Zokutai]

Hoi hoi people! I somehow went to bed around 23:30 yesterday, dno how that happened as I usually go to bed around 6AM, oh well.

On with the show!

I don't like abs either, but it really helps when riding and they are gradually producing a six-pack.

Riding? Horse riding? :grin:

The funniest name I heard was on a news article about someone that had died (It was quite sad actually) but her name was Terry Dactyl

The only "Wierd" name I know, is not so wierd, but long..

Leonardo Antonio Antillio Dotto Di Daulie (Spelling may be wrong)
His son was named
Kenneth Magnus Ettore Dotto Di Daulie

What is the word? Is it some secret password that only butchers know?

Havent you heard? Bird is the word!

comment new guy i demand it!

Yes, Yes, All in due time.

About slaughtering animals, I'm a(n?) extreme pacifist (I'd rather have 2 people hit me instead of each other to vent their anger) and have a deep love for all animals (no, you may not mek joke) so I could never do that.

Still, I do love a good steak etc. I'm no veggie or whatever

Oh and good morning!