Etdlahq Memorial Bar - your shelter from forum crashes

[Jcakes1]

lol I did think it was probably backwards, but I couldn't be bothered trying to work it out. I am doing busy work.

 

[corax1]

no you aren't.

i'm assembling models/laughing at my brother in law. you know why.

 

[pancakeman]

It isn't that bad, it is just a lot of writing with very little point. I will gladly crank out long papers all the live long day if they are interesting or challenging in any way. This is menial labor disguised as academia. And it isn't even finals stuff, this is midterms crap.

But yeah, I don't think I could butcher a cow.

 

[Kestegs]

I'm pretty sure I couldn't butcher anything, I hate blood.

 

[corax1]

clearly you have never worked with cows.

for all their silly docile appearing ways they are devious and evil. d2 has thempretty much spot on if you minus the halberds and bipedalness

 

[Kestegs]

I'm not saying they don't deserve to die, I just couldn't do it.

I'm a bit fainty around blood is most of it.

 

[Syxalis]

I shan't comment.

 

[corax1]

comment new guy i demand it!


i have a butcher who faints at his own blood. it is lol.
i cant stand handling meat at home. i stole some plastic food handling gloves purely for the purpose. its odd and i dont know why but i cant stand even lifting a steak to put in on the bbq. i have to glove or tong it. but at work even swallowing blood is of no concern

 

[Kestegs]

Do it ......DOOOOO IIIIITTTTT!!!


/emperor voice

 

[corax1]

i just walked out and found callie watching the wiggles with no pants or nappy on.

as vader would say "i find you lack of pants disturbing"

 

[Kestegs]

Once gets learn to take their clothes off it can get pretty dicey.

 

[corax1]

yeah. shes mostly toilet trained so heres hoping

and a song

Tryin to figure out kestegs making me crazy

[Chorus]

You say good morning
When it’s midnight
Going out of my head
Alone in this bed
I wake up to your sunset
It’s drivin me mad
I miss you so bad
And my heart heart heart is so forumlagged

 

[Kestegs]

Wow, a song just for me? I feel so honored!

Sorry you can't figure me out. I'm an enigma breastplate, if that helps.

 

[Jcakes1]

I don't mind touching meat, doesn't really bother me.

Out of interest do you butcher your own meat (I.E cut the choice cuts and save them for yourself?)

 

[Kestegs]

I don't mind touching meat, doesn't really bother me.

That's what she said.

 

[corax1]

nope. that one was all cakes.


yes yes i do. don't you keep the choicest chemicals for yourself?

 

[Kestegs]

I keep the best electricity in my pocket, its virtually undetectable.

 

[Jcakes1]

I keep the choicest chemicals for myself, or I buy them off Ebay. I am pretty sure I am on the AFP watch list.

 

[Kestegs]

If not, I'll put you there.

 

[corax1]

you are. i am undercover af..................dammit