No one can serve the amount of alcohol I'm craving right now. Yes, that amount would kill me, and everyone else on the planet if distributed evenly.
Stressed out round of shopping today. Taking WAY too long, and not getting all the items I wanted. Combination of virus and easter. And the damn snow just keeps landing. Got around 450mm during last night and today....
I'll repost a facebook post from around a week ago to explain:
I've got perhaps the greatest snowchugger of all time, and that's saying alot. Powerful, very powerful. Like great power, and you know the fake news they say like you shouldn't have that kind of power, but you need to understand, there's a war on snow, and we're winning, we're winning bigtime, perhaps chugging more snow than has ever been chugged in history. Great snowchugger. The best of snowchuggers, like ever, in the last at least 30 or maybe 50 years, maybe ever.
Making the driveway great again!
We're gonna build a wall. And the clouds are gonna pay for the wall. Not the cute summer clouds, but y'know, shithole clouds coming to block our driveway in our great nosnowcracy. God bless Tønsvika and nosnowcracy.