Oh NO the bar is on FIRE!!!
Physically it sucks, mentally on the other hand you know so much more thne 10 years ago.
Also you can really use the phrase "In my days" a whole freaking lot to drive the youth nuts.
Lets also not forget about "Get of my lawn!".
That's true I suppose, but the older I get the harder it is for me to learn anything new and there's so much more I want to know.
I was already a curmudgeon in my 20s, so there's nothing new there.
Actually today was a little concerning. It wasn't just my heart beating twenty to the dozen, but I was sweating heavily and I had a definite tightening in the chest. Perhaps my days of wielding an axe like a psychopath are over.
Ok now I am concerned. Are you having a heart attack??? Yikes bud! Or were you going after your victims before stretching out? I keep telling you, if you're going to go on an axe-wielding killing spree, PLEASE stretch out and drink plenty of water first.
Puts a rag partly in the bottleneck of the bottle of bourbon, lights the rag, starts tossing it around to random people in the bar.
Grabs the rag and wraps it around my neck.... don't mind me, just hanging around, enjoying the possibility of an inferno.
Ok now I am concerned. Are you having a heart attack??? Yikes bud! Or were you going after your victims before stretching out? I keep telling you, if you're going to go on an axe-wielding killing spree, PLEASE stretch out and drink plenty of water first.
LoL!
"Let's play some rugby
It's just like football!
But a lot more manly
Cuz you got no padding"
There are 15.How many rhymes are there? Did you go through them?
There are 15.