As long as we're doing witticisms and verbal jokes...
Well, it looks awfully shticky in here...
THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!
(By the way, Wikipedia's article on TWSS is actually quite in depth, and worth the two minutes to read it.)
I went to the Christmas parade of the small town nearby today. They had a T-shirt cannon, it was cool. I've disowned my brother, as far as I am concerned he is not welcome in this house anymore, but you guys don't really want to hear me rant about that. School is nearly done, and I've decided that Biology class girl is just too giggly for me, not to mention she does number 4 on my list of unforgivable things: She pretends to be stupid. I don't care what a girl looks like, acting stupid is guaranteed to repel me. She could look like Emma Watson for all I care, I don't get near any girl who thinks she needs to do that.
I've been researching colleges intensively lately, so there is plenty of stress to go along with all this semester's-end work. I have to make it two weeks without burning down a building and I'll have a break. It is going to be a long two weeks. On the bright side, though Biology class girl is out, World Lit class girl is being considered. She is very mature, very attractive, and very smart, which I like. The only problem is that she lives in the middle of nowhere, and since I'm only on the outskirts of nowhere, it would take a very long time to get there. But still...
I need a Dew while I ponder...