Toss Up between a Paladin or an Assassin:
Paladin has Prayer and Holy Bolt to heal people and that would be cool. I mean no med school. What would people pay to see you? And to Pwn just BH.
Assassins might be better. Fade and Cloak of Shadows, no one would see you, you could sneak around and hide places. If they do see you, you just mind blast them. Plus nothing can hurt you while you are faded.
Mindblast is way cool.
Cobra Strike and you can heal yourself. All you need is something to be mad at, and it doesn't have to be a person, kill the cow, then eat fillet minon.
Teleport is the only reason Sorceresses would be cool at all. And Assassins can even do, like someone else said you just have to be willing to kick someone, but you'd miss most of the time because of desync, so I wouldn't worry about it too much, just don't wear very damaging shoes. I mean how damaging are Rainbow flipflops?
And who's going to mess with someone with a bunch of chinesse stars flying around them. I think I'd go with an Assassin, besides you could always wear a wig to get rid of that lesbian(not that there's anything wrong with that)-looking hair cut. Or just let it grow out, its probably not a Samson thing.