The Noodle Compound V. 2.0

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We were all just sitting there scratching our heads for a bit ....

My favourite joke of all time

"What is the difference between a baby and a watermelon"

If you get easily offended do not click
One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer, the other is a watermelon
 
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Ah...dead baby jokes.

Some guys at a place I was working at started telling dead baby jokes the other day, it was a good time :p
 
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They are funny, but I know some people get offended by them hence the spoiler
 
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Jcakes said:
Coju doesnt come here so you are free to post arkansas jokes :)

You could always counter that at least Texas has money. From my (American) companys presentation last year they said that something like only 4 American states are actually able to cover their current debts. I believe most of them were southern states
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yes, Texas has been doing pretty well in the economic melt down.

Vivi said:
Ok....so, what is orange and sounds like a parrot?
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Vivi said:
A carrot!!
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i actually laughed! :D

Laarz said:
Is it bad joke day? Heres one for corax,what do you call a boomerang that doesn't work?
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Laarz said:
No,its called a stick:wink2:
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and i laughed at this one too! promise! :D

Jcakes said:
It is a known fact that Kegs is the oldest person on this forum. Don't worry it is kind of a SPF joke.
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nope, pretty sure it's Shaperla who is apparently, like, 108 years old. XD


@Lame jokes: This is the best joke we ever got in a christmas cracker it goes

Q: Why is an Elephant big grey and wrinkly?

warning the punch line is terrible
Because if it was small white and smooth it would be an aspirin ...

Yep it was the most random joke I have seen
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yes, it is and i laughed. :)

Jcakes said:
We were all just sitting there scratching our heads for a bit ....

My favourite joke of all time

"What is the difference between a baby and a watermelon"

If you get easily offended do not click
One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer, the other is a watermelon
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LOL! classic dead baby jokes! the worst one I have heard was from The Riddler in Arkham Asylum. It is a tiny spoiler, but here goes...

Riddler: what crawls on four legs, then two legs, then three legs?
Nurse: Easy, it's a human. (she states the reason why)

THIS NEXT PART IS SUPER OFFENSIVE! Do not click if weak at heart or easily offended! NO, i did not make it up! It's in the game!
Riddler: Good try, Nurse, but the answer to all three is still a baby.
Nurse: I don't understand.
Riddler: Sure it crawls on all fours, but cut off it's legs then it wiggles on two. Give it a crutch and it can hobble around on three. You see?
Nurse: That's horrible! How can you joke about that?
Riddler: Easy, doctor! It's not my baby.

Yeah, worst baby joke I've EVER heard!


 
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That's crazy, I haven't played newer games though, So I'm not really used to what kinda stuff they put in them.
 
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It is within the Jokers character though
 
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It is probably a little bit on the wrong side...
 
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It can be difficult to keep track of Memes
 
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I am just saying, I had no idea what the whole arrow to a knee thing referenced
 
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Yes, I have heard that. I think there are several people in the game that say that aren't there? I've never played it.
 
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Something ironic about blacking out entire websites to protest collateral censorship from the SOPA bill. Not that im for the bill I think it's silly, I just like the irony in the actions.
 
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It is a bit ironic, but probably fairly effective.

I also noticed that Google has their emblem blacked out, I'm guessing it's related?
 
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