The Noodle Compound V. 2.0

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That is the problem most of the time. I tell students not to remove their card from the copy machine without first pressing the release button, but they still do that, and then they lose credit and come crying to me.

And I always pass on lame jokes. It's my speciality.
 
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students don't listen to anyone, this is a known issue.

I am always happy to hear bad jokes, I don't usually tell any jokes at all.
 
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Afraid not, but hey I did warn you it would be lame.

I'm off to watch some tv, including Stargazing Live.
byebye!
 
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Have fun viv, come back with more jokes :p

You are watching stargazing on TV? Don't you have a window?
 
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Correct Noodle, a biscuit for you:propeller:

What do a Texas tornado and a Tennessee divorce have in common?
 
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Not a bad guess then :p

It goes without saying that the dog has a fork sticking out of it :wink:
 
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Vivi said:
JCakes stop calling Kestegs old, I'm guessing I'm older than him. Thanks.
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It is a known fact that Kegs is the oldest person on this forum. Don't worry it is kind of a SPF joke.

Oh and about tests for gastro related diseases, my family has a history of bowel cancer, so I will have to have Colonoscopys fairly regularly.

@Lame jokes: This is the best joke we ever got in a christmas cracker it goes

Q: Why is an Elephant big grey and wrinkly?

warning the punch line is terrible
Because if it was small white and smooth it would be an aspirin ...

Yep it was the most random joke I have seen


 
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