The Noodle Compound V. 2.0

[LozHinge the Unhinged]

Maybe you did it and are trying to shift the blame unto me. Your game is up!

Theory-spinning and deflecting noted.

Vote: kamap

He's dirty, you mark my words.

 

[kamap1]

Vote: LozHinge the Unhinged

I wash myself everyday and from time to time my wife even helps washing me while I'm washing her.
I'm probably cleaner then you.

He's Unhinged though, neuf said.

 

[LozHinge the Unhinged]

Vote: LozHinge the Unhinged

I wash myself everyday and from time to time my wife even helps washing me while I'm washing her.
I'm probably cleaner then you.

He's Unhinged though, neuf said.

Non-emboldened vote.

Appeal to moderator (wife).

Appeal to hygiene.

Definitely mafia scum. Come on Town, this is a slam dunk!

 

[kamap1]

No comment on him beeing Unhinged.
Somethings fishy there.
He is trying to play you all for fools.

 

[LozHinge the Unhinged]

No comment on him beeing Unhinged.
Somethings fishy there.
He is trying to play you all for fools.

I normally do, which is why I rarely win at forum mafia.

 

[kamap1]

He admits it!

 

[LozHinge the Unhinged]

What gave me away? Was it my admission?

 

[kamap1]

I'm not gonna tell.
Else next time you'll know what to avoid.
Good that its finally cleared up that you might be a cannibal but that I'm not.

 

[LozHinge the Unhinged]

I'm not gonna tell.
Else next time you'll know what to avoid.
Good that its finally cleared up that you might be a cannibal but that I'm not.

Yeah. In topsy-turvy land.

 

[krischan]

To be completely sure, we should apply the standard forum procedure, the witch test. We put both of you into a cage, with no food. Then we wait. Sooner or later, the cannibal will kill the other and reveal himself while the victim's innocent soul will go to heaven.

 

[LozHinge the Unhinged]

To be completely sure, we should apply the standard forum procedure, the witch test. We put both of you into a cage, with no food. Then we wait. Sooner or later, the cannibal will kill the other and reveal himself while the victim's innocent soul will go to heaven.

That's actually a really great riff on the witch-dunking approach to establishing innocence.

Kudos. I do hope kamap has changed his mind about eating you, kris.

 

[The Silver Shroud]

And yet, no one has actually seen Noodle, in person, in many years.

My theory - a cannibal got him.

I have seen him...sort of actually.

Noodle was out my way some years ago and he sent me a pic of him canoeing on the river, with his back turned. However, I am one of the few that has actually seen his face and survived to tell the tale.

 

[Noodle]

^True story.

 

[LozHinge the Unhinged]

Noodle confirmed Shroud's story ... yep, that's pay-dirt right there.
I smell a rat and when I say rat, I mean a giant Stephen King rat with all that that entails.

 

[The Silver Shroud]

Noodle and I roasted some fresh meat over a bonfire we made a few years back.

I still don't know what was in that home brew he made but the hangover we both had......

 

[kamap1]

The fresh meat was from that gaint stephen king rat, Loz is talking about.

I'm not into eating men so you all don't have to worry and the woman I do eat always lives to ask for a repeat performance.
Wink Wink, Nudge Nudge, you know what I mean.

 

[krischan]

Why do I have a weird taste in my mouth now?

 

[LozHinge the Unhinged]

Why do I have a weird taste in my mouth now?

Um ... I ... wonderful weather we've been having here.

 

[Noodle]

Who else's mouth would you have a weird taste in?

 

[krischan]

You mean there's a reason why the weird taste was in my mouth?

I think it was because I didn't have much of a breakfast this morning.