The Noodle Compound V. 2.0

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I sparkle no matter what, and I'm done fighting dragons.

Now take me to Sunday evening!
 
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Great. I just bought this Arabian horse, now I need a flying horse *mutter*

It's the 1987 office Christmas party all over again.
 
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Great. I just bought this Arabian horse, now I need a flying horse *mutter*

It's the 1987 office Christmas party all over again.

This is a story I need to know about!

As an aside, I'm getting more comfortable posting from the phone, I'm not nearly as annoyed as I thought I would be!
 
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You don't have to handle my job, GT, but if you could handle the adorable numpties I work with, that'd be great!
 
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With family visiting all I can think of is escape. Terrible of me, I know, but that's the hand I was dealt.

Rumor has it that I've done things like pay the local road maintenance crew to fill up my driveway with snow to prevent unwanted company. That's a vicious lie and I would never do such a thing but still, I just want you to know that I... can sympathize.

Goldtru said:

I'm tolerant of foul language but that is over the line. *shakes soap bar menacingly*
 
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Loz, I don't know what a numpty is but I'm sure I could take care of it. Dredd, it's too late, they are already here.

I'm currently listening to Loreena McKennitt, if I break out the Tori Amos then I'm in real trouble and will need to be airlifted.
 
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Mmm ... Tori Amos ... crazy redhead ... mmm ...
 
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Loz, I don't know what a numpty is but I'm sure I could take care of it. Dredd, it's too late, they are already here.

I'm currently listening to Loreena McKennitt, if I break out the Tori Amos then I'm in real trouble and will need to be airlifted.

Numpty - Someone who (sometimes unwittingly) by speech or action demonstrates a lack of knowledge or misconception of a particular subject or situation to the amusement of others.
 
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Numpty - Someone who (sometimes unwittingly) by speech or action demonstrates a lack of knowledge or misconception of a particular subject or situation to the amusement of others.

Gotcha. I have two of those staying with me now.
 
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You have a crazy brunette, don't get greedy! ;)

You called?

My ex would call me a crazy brunette, with kindness. He calls himself crazy too.
And as for brunette - when a mutual friend broke up with his blond gf and some time later got a brunette gf, my ex told him he got an "upgrade".
 
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Numpty - Someone who (sometimes unwittingly) by speech or action demonstrates a lack of knowledge or misconception of a particular subject or situation to the amusement of others.

I know that word. It's a funny one, like plonker.
 
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I know that word. It's a funny one, like plonker.

yep the brits use some funny words.
 
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Holiday Fun Fact: If you took all the Thanksgiving turkeys in the US and lined them up, what the hell are you doing.
 
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If you lined them up, wouldn't they go around the world?

Also, actually saw wild turkeys while driving around a few weeks ago. That was interesting.
 
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