The Cloning Machine Mark IV- Summer OT thread!

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superdave said:
you just need a daisy red rider bb gun for christmas and you will be fine....if you can't wait till christmas, try running with scissors.:point:
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I found out what you mean with a Daisy Red Ryder BB gun is (http://www.gunsamerica.com/guns/976675497.htm), but I guess I'm from the wrong country to understand the joke behind it :scratch: Just laugh about me and don't explain it, at least I won't become angry then :azn:.

Anyway, I decided to amputate that third eye, as I said. Not with a Swiss army knife, but with professional tools: a nutcracker and nail scissors. The color went normal on its own.
 
krischan said:
I found out what you mean with a Daisy Red Ryder BB gun is (http://www.gunsamerica.com/guns/976675497.htm), but I guess I'm from the wrong country to understand the joke behind it :scratch: Just laugh about me and don't explain it, at least I won't become angry then :azn:.
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It's a reference to this gem of a film. It's very funny - at least on this side of the pond; not sure about elsewhere.

EDIT: The single user comment sums up the ambiance and nuances of the movie exceptionally well if the actual plotline description doesn't do it for you.

EDIT 2: Now I want a Ralphie 'tar ... or one with the kid stuck to the flagpole ... oooh, or the hooker lamp! Good thing Christmas is long ways away yet. :badteeth:
 
you'll shoot your eye out...you'll shoot your eye out.

i have a leg lamp. :laugh: it came in the fragile(that's italian) shipping grate and was wrapped in excelsior....i bought a daisy red rider for my youngest...she wanted a barbie.
 
*yaaaaaaaaaaaawn* *stretch*

That may have been the best day's sleep I've ever had.

*snnnifffffff*

There's gonna be trouble tonight; I can smell it.

*checks armpits*

Oh wait, nevermind. That's just me. yeesh ...

superdave said:
you'll shoot your eye out...you'll shoot your eye out.
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Nice 'tar, Dave. Is that a picture of the one you actually have ... or were you just pulling my leg?
 
Dredd said:
Nice 'tar, Dave. Is that a picture of the one you actually have ... or were you just pulling my leg?
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pull your leg? ha...i get it.:rolleyes:
 
Dredd said:
The question was intended, the pun was an accident.
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an accident eh...i don't think anyone believes that...i am afraid the evidence will show you don't have a leg to stand on.:hide:
 
Hopefully, we're on the last leg of this discussion, because now we're both stinkin' up the place. *shakes armpits*
 
Since whatever the hell you guys were talking bout seems over... NEW TOPIC!

I bought some manga today (not sure if it's in right usage). Ruroken Vl. 27 and Fullmetal Alchemist 7 + 8.
Kenshin no fun no more.... He gets the hell beat out of him... then finishes his enemies in one move. Fullmetal is getting cool. President Bradley PWNZOTNATES ALL.
 
I say screw that topic, let's talk about music.
So, what are you guys listening to at the moment? I'm listening to "Le Sacre du Printemps" (or, in english, "The Rite of Spring") by Igor Stravinsky, played by the Dutch Concertgebouw Orchestra, directed by Sir Colin Davis.
 
I've been going through a rather large hardcore/trance phase at the moment, probably because of the rave i went to on saturday night (soo incredibly good btw). It's a big change from all the heavy/black metal I've been listening to this whole year (Metallica, Children of Bodom, Arch Enemy, etc).
 
and i say screw that topic...let's talk about redheads. :jig:
 
o.O
So, there it was, Wednesday afternoon. I are walking into my appt, and this lil girl and her mom walk in next to me. I'm holding a liquor store bag, the kid points at at and asks "Mommy, what's that?". Her mom takes a look at the bag, takes a look at me trying not to laugh (and covering it ohso poorly) & stalls for time, "uHh... It's the nice girl's shopping bag".
"What's in it?"
Her mom kinda panics, so'm like, "It's one'n a half litres of Monday morning headache. You wouldn't be interested~"
The lady kinda goes boogly eyed... and I figure it's a good time to leave.

About 15 minutes later... Monday pokes me in the ribs and asks wTf's going on. Why Monday? It's only Wednesday, let that rat bastard Thursday take the pain for once. Thursday tells Monday to cry more. Monday sez -only reason I'd be cryin' is coz I wasted $2 on your Mommy for an evening of fun that wasn't fun. Thursday cries, Monday Laughs. I start wondering why Thursday and Monday are talking, and then Monday facepwnz me with a Dorito. So Yeah, why should Sunday get all the fun? I can always go out and get more on Saturday, So let Thursday get the pain for once...Wednesday finally wakes up'n agrees. I'm like.. iuno, it's not so appealing mid-week craziness, and Thursday's like omg YES, Save it till Friday at LEAST. Wednesday *****slaps Thursday and s'like- remember when you were sposed to go see that movie on Thursday? But Thursday decided to be a little pansy and called in sick- this' your chance to own the little bastard... Thursday cries. Monday tells him to grow some balls. I ask monday why Thursday would even have the necessary organs to begin with, Monday tells me to stfu and start drinking. Wednesday agrees. Tess (friend) walks in, and wonders why I'm talking to myself, and decides we both need drinks.

And thus Thursday gets hangoverPK'd, and Wednesday gets some crazy posts because the 'disconnect 'net b4 drinking' sticky-note fell off the monitor.
 
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