The Cloning Machine Mark IV- Summer OT thread!

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Xenon[KoA] said:
o.O
So, there it was, Wednesday afternoon. I are walking into my appt, and this lil girl and her mom walk in next to me. I'm holding a liquor store bag, the kid points at at and asks "Mommy, what's that?". Her mom takes a look at the bag, takes a look at me trying not to laugh (and covering it ohso poorly) & stalls for time, "uHh... It's the nice girl's shopping bag".
"What's in it?"
Her mom kinda panics, so'm like, "It's one'n a half litres of Monday morning headache. You wouldn't be interested~"
The lady kinda goes boogly eyed... and I figure it's a good time to leave.

About 15 minutes later... Monday pokes me in the ribs and asks wTf's going on. Why Monday? It's only Wednesday, let that rat bastard Thursday take the pain for once. Thursday tells Monday to cry more. Monday sez -only reason I'd be cryin' is coz I wasted $2 on your Mommy for an evening of fun that wasn't fun. Thursday cries, Monday Laughs. I start wondering why Thursday and Monday are talking, and then Monday facepwnz me with a Dorito. So Yeah, why should Sunday get all the fun? I can always go out and get more on Saturday, So let Thursday get the pain for once...Wednesday finally wakes up'n agrees. I'm like.. iuno, it's not so appealing mid-week craziness, and Thursday's like omg YES, Save it till Friday at LEAST. Wednesday *****slaps Thursday and s'like- remember when you were sposed to go see that movie on Thursday? But Thursday decided to be a little pansy and called in sick- this' your chance to own the little bastard... Thursday cries. Monday tells him to grow some balls. I ask monday why Thursday would even have the necessary organs to begin with, Monday tells me to stfu and start drinking. Wednesday agrees. Tess (friend) walks in, and wonders why I'm talking to myself, and decides we both need drinks.

And thus Thursday gets hangoverPK'd, and Wednesday gets some crazy posts because the 'disconnect 'net b4 drinking' sticky-note fell off the monitor.
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Have I told you lately that I love you? You never cease to entertain me.
 
xenon...you should have called me up wednesday...i would have been there in a couple hours...i am sure that i could have drank that thursday morning headache out of your bottle for you....next time share and you won't hurt so much.
 
Xenon[KoA] said:
Iuno.. once i'm gone I get rly freaking territorial over my rum :P

Sides, there were 2 of us. S'that was like.. a quart each +-
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split 3 ways you wouldn't have to risk getting alcohol poisoning...you are a funny drunk btw.
 
Xenon[KoA] said:
Er.. Iunno.. It hink i was trying to find the rest of my doritos...
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your friend ate them...is qbi awol? i assume that the hunt is a go for tonight...what about the other two players...they check in with you yet?
 
maybe qbi found herself a sexie calgary cowboy and she doesn't have time to play here anymore.
 
na de is co
y so no zoso heat wave ftl

its like omg koopa troopa pk hawt
n clothes oozy so fluidly
n then ppl @ door.. n goto: door an' 1/2 way realize not ad e qu at ley dressed n panic n run back n forth, n more heatz, n ppl get more mpatient, and mass panic, n end up wearing assorted towels and backwards jackets.

iso central air
 
Xenon[KoA] said:
na de is co
y so no zoso heat wave ftl

its like omg koopa troopa pk hawt
n clothes oozy so fluidly
n then ppl @ door.. n goto: door an' 1/2 way realize not ad e qu at ley dressed n panic n run back n forth, n more heatz, n ppl get more mpatient, and mass panic, n end up wearing assorted towels and backwards jackets.

iso central air
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haha...we need pictures...at least you know where your towel is.

Xenon[KoA] said:
=/
I quit if no Kyuubs =(
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me too...i signed on only for the threesome with two hot young women.
 
TurbulentTurtle said:
Hahaha you guys are gonna be short some members! AznSens shall win!
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Funny you should think that.... I think Fight Night is going to win. I hear someone named MONKEYMONKEYMONKEY is on their team. I hear hes the UBERLEETGODLYISMPISSMMISTERPISTERNEVERGOTLAID.
 
Xenon[KoA] said:
its so hot 'm falling asleep =.=

rapidping me on msn if m not in west when sposed to be =/
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buy a couple bags of ice...run a bath...dump the ice in the tub and hop in...i don't do msn...it's too technical for me...i would never be able to figure it out.
 
Monkeys are unevolved humans. They're innate treeclimbers and pooflingers.

sounds.. refreshing, but then ps2 dun mix with bathzOr.
 
MONKEYMONKEYMONKEY said:
Funny you should think that.... I think Fight Night is going to win. I hear someone named MONKEYMONKEYMONKEY is on their team. I hear hes the UBERLEETGODLYISMPISSMMISTERPISTERNEVERGOTLAID.
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Yeah, they're gonna lose.
 
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