The Cloning Machine Mark IV- Summer OT thread!

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Wow, I forgot all about the Hobbes Wars avatars. I wonder if I still have the other ones on my HD...

 

[Gorny1]

Wow, I forgot all about the Hobbes Wars avatars. I wonder if I still have the other ones on my HD...

I was digging around my HD for old av's and found it.


-SD... it will be a cold day in hell

 

[superdave]

I was digging around my HD for old av's and found it.


-SD... it will be a cold day in hell

winter is coming.

 

[Gorny1]

winter is coming.

That's why I have the fireplace ready for the Qbi clone

 

[Xenon[XoA]]

Just because there's a lot of them doesnt mean you get to burn them as fuel. so cruel, eVen if they are starting to multiply.

 

[Gorny1]

Just because there's a lot of them doesnt mean you get to burn them as fuel. so cruel, eVen if they are starting to multiply.

I never said anything about burning them.

Comfy rug on floor (check)
Champagne (check)
Candles (check)

 

[Dredd]

I never said anything about burning them.

Comfy rug on floor (check)
Champagne (check)
Candles (check)

You know that QKlones are thumb-sized, yes? Don't squish her.

Add water, wait five minutes and she'll grow to "full size" - which is still extremely tiny. Don't expose her to winds exceeding 5 mph.

 

[Gorny1]

You know that QKlones are thumb-sized, yes? Don't squish her.

Add water, wait five minutes and she'll grow to "full size" - which is still extremely tiny. Don't expose her to winds exceeding 5 mph.

Eh ...tiny?

The one I have must not be a clone ...she's 4'11 and has a heart shaped tattoo ...

 

[superdave]

Eh ...tiny?

The one I have must not be a clone ...she's 4'11 and has a heart shaped tattoo ...

sucker...mine is a few inches taller and has "dave" tattooed through the heart...i got a bear skin rug to put in front of the fireplace for my Klone.

 

[Gorny1]

sucker...mine is a few inches taller and has "dave" tattooed through the heart...i got a bear skin rug to put in front of the fireplace for my Klone.

I guess you don't know anything about Qbi Clones.

A tattoo through the heart kills them.

 

[superdave]

I guess you don't know anything about Qbi Clones.

A tattoo through the heart kills them.

ya, i know...i am already on my third one...but dredd sends them to me free...i just have to cover the postage....they are starting to stack up in my freezer....i am too lazy to dig.

 

[Gorny1]

ya, i know...i am already on my third one...but dredd sends them to me free...i just have to cover the postage....they are starting to stack up in my freezer....i am too lazy to dig.

Qbi clones have a unique feature.

They give off a low level of radiation, its usually harmless. But in close physical contact it has certain negative effects on the male human body. These effects are even more severe after repeated exposure.

Something about shrinking and limpness of the affected areas, as well as swelling....

 

[Dredd]

they are starting to stack up in my freezer....i am too lazy to dig.

Crap, that reminds me ... *to-do list +1*

I have too many to-dos. I need a servant (or three). *to-do list +2*

 

[Xenon[XoA]]

*sneaks into the cloning machine while the 2 mods are occupied*
hm.. 200,000 oughta do.
*clones self*

 

[Gorny1]

*sneaks into the cloning machine while the 2 mods are occupied*
hm.. 200,000 oughta do.
*clones self*

Ummm, z.

The last time someone tried that ...we never saw them or the clones again.

It was the forum crash of 2003.... and if you do not have the special "part" that the cloning machine requires in order to actually clone, you end up in the phantom zone.

 

[Dredd]

*sneaks into the cloning machine while the 2 mods are occupied*
hm.. 200,000 oughta do.
*clones self*

One of you is too hard to handle. 200,000 ... I bet you couldn't stand one clone of yourself, never mind 200,000. They'd eat all your candy and steal all your dates.

 

[superdave]

dredd, i'll take 5 of those Zclones...i have the manacles and duct tape ready when they arrive...i have 5 cdkeys...in a week i will be uber-rich. :laugh:

 

[Gorny1]

One of you is too hard to handle. 200,000 ... I bet you couldn't stand one clone of yourself, never mind 200,000. They'd eat all your candy and steal all your dates.

Z ...on a date?

No such animal

 

[superdave]

Z ...on a date?

No such animal

at the end of the date she rips his head off and consumes the body the same way a praying mantis does. :yikes:

 

[Dredd]

dredd, i'll take 5 of those Zclones...i have the manacles and duct tape ready when they arrive...i have 5 cdkeys...in a week i will be uber-rich. :laugh:

[highlight]Care and Feeding Instructions for your ZClone (0.0.1)[/highlight]

First, condolen ... er congratulations on acquiring your very own ZClone! Few people have the elite skills needed to properly care for this amazingly rare and extremely difficult to please creature. Although a complete proper care guide would take years of work to compile (and to be honest, the ZClone is a difficult riddle to solve), here are a few quick tips to help ensure that the universe doesn't explode:

• Uninterrupted internet and bittorent access (must be monitored).
• Uninterrupted supply of sweets. Frozen treats are especially important.
• Your ZClone is an anime freak. It will require a never-ending supply of DVDs, mangas, wall scrolls, and etcetera. Don't ask why, just do it.
• Learn to communicate with your ZClone. Zeespeak is not difficult to master and will please your clone.
• Do not anger your ZClone. They become very nasty and destructive when enraged.
• The proper way to address your ZClone is: "Your Majesty"; alternately, "Your Holiness".
• Never allow two ZClones to meet ... EVER. They will plot. What? You don't want to know.
• Markers, crayons, and writing utensils in general should be kept away from your ZClone.
• If your ZClone says anything weird or nonsensical to you, reply with, "Sure Z, anything you want". Just give it money and don't ask any questions.

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Still interested Dave?