The Cloning Machine Mark IV- Summer OT thread!

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SuggestiveName said:
What's a Budvar?

And superdave, I'm going to need to see some ID before I serve you a drink.


The day we allow him to drink here is the day that Usufruct posts normally again.

Then again what does normal have to do with usufruct?
 
SuggestiveName said:
What's a Budvar?

And superdave, I'm going to need to see some ID before I serve you a drink.
my walker isn't proof enough? how about my grey hair/hemorroids/reading glasses/low auto insurance rates?
 
Gorny said:
The day we allow him to drink here is the day that Usufruct posts normally again.

Then again what does normal have to do with usufruct?
He's getting married on Saturday. I suppose that's pretty normal.

And do you have any idea how drunk I'm going to get him on Thursday? The answer is "very."

superdave said:
low auto insurance rates
Oh wow you are old. Like, comically old. So, scotch then?
 
SuggestiveName said:
Oh wow you are old. Like, comically old. So, scotch then?
straight up.
 
SuggestiveName said:
What's a Budvar?

And superdave, I'm going to need to see some ID before I serve you a drink.
A Budvar is a Budweiser. The real Budweiser, not the colored water you might know.
 
Indeed, Budvar (called budweiser really, but budvar reduces confusion)
is quite a decent lager, or Pilsner. Made in the czech republic, It has, in my experience, an interesting grassy taste about it.

now, give me one
 
somethingsin said:
Indeed, Budvar (called budweiser really, but budvar reduces confusion)
is quite a decent lager, or Pilsner. Made in the czech republic, It has, in my experience, an interesting grassy taste about it.

now, give me one
Ah, I imagine this is not readily available in the US, but seeing as the internet is not a truck, I can easily give you a Budvar. Enjoy.
 
Hey gang, what's going on?

Yeah, I said 'gang', so what, you wanna fight about it?
 
Ow... It like... Cut me open and stole my vital organs n stuff... Almost like it eviscerated me or something with one fell swoop.

THAT MADAM, SOUNDS LIKE A CHALLENGE!

*Slaps self with dueling glove*

Xenon: o_O Uhhmm... Qbi...
 
GIRL FIGHT!!!
 
Organs huh..
*sells kyuubz' liver on ebay*

Here, just stick this cinnabun inplace of your liver, you wont kno the difference I promise :grin:
 
i haven't had a cinnabun in ages...mmmm sticky.
 
Heyyyyy, I needed that!!

*Thwaps Xenon with a Pillow of the Stars*

*Bids on ebay auction to buy back liver*
 
uhm.. Semi-bad news =/
The cinnabun I gave you was bought with your liver coins...

You can borrow the cPoe and thwump a monkey with it if you want. I'm told their organs are remarkably similar to ours. A few anti-rejection pills and you'll be as good as new, AND have a cinnabun.
 
Xenon[KoA] said:
uhm.. Semi-bad news =/
The cinnabun I gave you was bought with your liver coins...

You can borrow the cPoe and thwump a monkey with it if you want. I'm told their organs are remarkably similar to ours. A few anti-rejection pills and you'll be as good as new, AND have a cinnabun.

Funny enough, pigs are the usual donors for xenotransplantation...well, as long as you don't consider them unclean, anyway.

...and they're called immunosuppressants, not anti-rejection pills. :laugh:

(ends technical rant)
 
I say monkey, you say pig... it's pretty much the same thing. They're both mobile fleshbags, and they're both yummy when bbq'd and roasted on a spit.
 
Xenon[KoA] said:
I say monkey, you say pig... it's pretty much the same thing. They're both mobile fleshbags, and they're both yummy when bbq'd and roasted on a spit.

*snerk*

That was a pretty good one. :grin:
 
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