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John Cale, I got this "I'm listening to somebody impersonate Weiland impersonate Morrison" vibe. That doesn't make sense, at all, but after several listens of different performances I just can't shake it. Meh. Otherwise, solid execution. I especially like the musical performances behind him. I'm assuming, based on the date, that Cale's arrangement strongly influenced Buckley's.
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Rufus Wainwright, tried several of his versions in the past - linked the one I dislike the least - and just don't like his performance of the song. The sort of even keel style is probably his shtick, I don't know, but I don't like it.
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Bob Dylan, dug the accompanying music but hated the voice.
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Sheryl Crow, just felt sloppy.
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Allison Crowe, apparently widely popular(?), but I found it sharply lacking in feeling.
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Amanda Jenssen, even allowing for a Swede singing a song in English, you'd get more emotion out of a Buddhist monk.
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Molly Sanden, listened to the studio version and it sounded like pretty vocals attempting to convey feeling. Found a live version and discovered the same. Great pipes, and pretty vocals - whatever language they're in.
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Jason Castro, one of the judges called it effortless ... I would add that on top of being sans effort it was without heart.
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Alexandra Burke, See Moly Sanden (except this one's in English; still pretty vocals presented as an emotional performance, though).
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Nora Foss al Jabri, honestly I'd put this as one of the better versions on the list of dislikes, but I just can't buy these lyrics from an 11 year old. I do get a chuckle from her outperforming most of the others, though. Insert random generalized exploitative parents and industry remark here.
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Damien Leith, started out promising, but the song got lost around the middle and never really came back. Guy also looks a lot like a comic I used to know, which was kinda cool.
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Katherine Jenkins, I'm of the opinion that it's entirely possible to have too good of a voice to sing a song. This would be one of my top examples. Amazing voice, but it steals the song of it's soul.
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Regina Spektor, I heard her voice and immediately thought something Jazzy might be on the way. (Not sure why I got that vibe, her voice just sounded like it had that quality to it.) Would be completely unprecedented in my experience and a welcome change up. What I got was a fairly standard cover. Oh well.
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Alter Bridge, voice is pretty good; definitely bringing pain across, but I think it's more general angst than the pain of the song.
-Four guys
performing here. Sounds like a boy band. Stumbled across another version of them doing it, and they couldn't even shut up a crowd. If you can't quiet a crowd with your rendition of Hallelujah, then you aren't doing it right.
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Sad Kermit, you can find some crazy things on Youtube. Yes, that Kermit, although I wouldn't classify it as "sad."
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Amanda Palmer, I really hated listening to this. Painful. Lots of emotion - though it felt really forced and hammy - but utter loss of musicality.
-Ran into several videos of singing groups, choruses and ensembles singing the song. Isn't it enough that these groups routinely ruin classics like "For the Longest Time" and "Build Me Up, Buttercup," songs that are at least attuned to being sung by a group? Do they really have to foray into music that has no place being sung in such a fashion just to continue the watering down of good music by an implementation that necessitates neutering its soul? If that isn't clear enough: I strongly disliked every version I forced myself through (why they all feel it necessary to have the female members sing the "Baby, I've been here before..." verse I can't get my head around - it makes no sense to have a change in voice for that part, or any part, either in the literal or musical sense. I think that might be the part that bugs me the most with these abominations).
-the myriad jerks who label their home-made covers "Leonard Cohen - Hallelujah" or something similar instead of adding "cover" to their title so I could avoid wasting my time. Didn't actually listen to any, but I thought I'd include them because I'm really annoyed and it's my list.