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Ok. I'm off to the Baby Shower. I'm feeling a bit apprehensive and would love an Arrogant Bastard for the road, but I guess I'll settle for whatever they have at the Bar&Grill I plan to stop at for some lunch. Hopefully it's something more than Bud/Miller/Coors Light, which seem to be the staples around here: YUCK.
 
Good grief, is washing children what they call entertainment there Jay? Bad luck. You wouldn't catch me near one washed or unwashed.
 
Ah, the Darwin awards are back up, thanks for the prompt Thy

if only washing children was all they did to them...

EDIT: lol at this comment
"Catholic priests take vows of celibacy. Since they voluntarily remove themselves from the gene pool, the entire group earns a mass Darwin Award"
 
Haha I´m such a n00b!

I just discovered that Infinity breaks lightning immunity... after have mat/past 2 chars using it on my merc and in the ancients way on the 3th!

*hits energy drink to celebrate the n00bness*

*slides Gorny Batman (the old school Batman that is) Coffee*
 
Thyiad said:
Good grief, is washing children what they call entertainment there Jay? Bad luck. You wouldn't catch me near one washed or unwashed.
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HA! I wish that's what it was. . . that actually might have been a good-ish time (or at least a better time than what I had. . .)

JayGun, *the* Pinko Commie Liberal your parents warned you about, +my friend+her husband+her daughter from her first marriage+her parents and sister+a large group of regulars at the Veterans of Foreign Wars (VFW) Hall in BFE TX.

Me (to her dad): "How's retired life treating you?"
Him: "Well, it'd be alot better if we didn't have that effing *expletive deleted* Fascist for a president."
Me: "Humm. . . How's your health, then?"
Him: "Well, I've got the diabetes you know, and they're gonna take off part of my foot on Tuesday."
Me: "Jeez, Bob (not his real name)! No good at all!"
Him: "Well, it could be alot worse. . . if that effing *expletive deleted* Fascist gets his way, they'd let this foot rot off by itself!"

As the chat went on, I found myself saying that I preferred if we didn't discuss politics, and that I had no interest in discussing my political views in polite conversation. That didn't go over particularly well.

Him: "Don't tell me you voted for that *expletive deleted*!?!"
Me: ". . ."

...

some number of minutes later: the quilt was unveiled.

All the women oohed and ahhed.

All the men decided I was a homosexual and they didn't need to talk to me anymore.

GOOD TIMES! :jig: :cloud9:

Had I known the quilt would have such an effect, I would have unfurled it immediately upon entering the establishment and shouted in a sort of sin-song voice "Hey! Here's the quilt I made! Isn't it precious!"

Oh well. Lesson learned. :D

I'll have a Bridgeport IPA. . . it's not the best ever, but it'll hold me over till Arrogant Bastard time.

Cheers, bar! :guiness:


Edit: and a baby shower is a little party thrown for an expectant mother: cake, lemonade, etc. + presents for the baby and mother. clicky.


 
I know what a baby shower is, that was a joke.

Obviously most of the Bar hasn't had enough to drink, except Gorny who judging by his spelling in the last post shouldn't be served any more. :p

Now tea or coffee ... hmm what goes best with chocolate?
 
I expected that you knew what a baby shower was, Thy, and also expected you were joking, and was also attempting to return the joking. Also, I have not had anywhere near enough to drink! :D


Ok. I did it! Whee!!! clicky

That calls for a celebration. Lemme pound this last Bridgeport and then it'll be time for everyone's favorite: Arrogant Bastard! Yippee!


Can I please get a nomination for Worst Player in this year's SPFies? Pretty Please? With Sugar On Top?
 
Congratulations, JayGun! You may be the master of ActI normal, but it looks like you're teh n00b at ActII! :wink: Back to the sept, then, eh? As for MP, it's a possibility, but it would end up cutting into your morning coffee/breakfast/job hunting since the only time I have available is from 6am-12pm. Maybe we could hash something out, but I don't want to be the one who kees you from losing your NPC status.

@Pman: I think the last awards weren't voted on until at least January, though I could be wrong.
 
Thanks for the congratulations everyone! I'm so excited! And I am indeed teh n00b of A2.

The sept does indeed loom large in my future, but first I need to make some sort of effort in the Bow Masters: Ranger Rick has been waiting patiently for almost a week. And it's not like the sept is going anywhere. And, anyway, the Socket tourney is also upcoming, so I need to keep my mind in the game and put on my happy D2 glasses.

@TRM: Funny you should mention my NPC status. . . guess what t-shirt I'm wearing today. Let's see. . . at 6am I am teh sleepings. Ditto 7am. ~7:30 comes coffee, and the first round of forum surfing, and the job hunting. So maybe the Dallas/Austin MP scene isn't such a great idea. And, anyway, once we got out of A1N, you'd be pretty much carrying me through the rest, so I don't really see what the upside would be for you. :D Oh well.


Coffee, if you please. It's shaping up to be a mentally rough day. Cheer up, JayGun!



Edit: Coffee? Check. Face washed? Check. Feeling Loads Better? For Sure. I'm feeling a bit reinvigorated, and am finding myself filled with a commitment to develop some competence with this game that extends beyond A1N. Back to the sept? Maybe. Bow Masters? Absolutely, since I have very little experience with ranged toons. A full restart when 1.13 appears? Absofriggenlutely. Until then? Just keep plugging along, and try to get a little better every day, just like in RL (whatever that is).

Cheers, bar!
 
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Thyiad said:
I know what a baby shower is, that was a joke.

Obviously most of the Bar hasn't had enough to drink, except Gorny who judging by his spelling in the last post shouldn't be served any more. :p

Now tea or coffee ... hmm what goes best with chocolate?
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Touch me beer and I'll .... feed yer precious cats to my dog.



 
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