Your mum's rivet is so big people routinely confuse it with a flying saucer.
This is almost as bad as dead baby jokes...
No wonder, dead babies make terrible joke tellers.
Okay, that's not bad I guess!Well to be fair, they aren't all bad. It's all in the delivery.
I'll just let myself out...
Huntsmans are fine, not poisonous and iirc they eat poisonous spiders.Doing a MOOC this afternoon.
Dropped my calculator between the desk and wall.
Reached down to get it.
Had a moderate sized huntsman spider run across my hand.
Just about had to change underwear.
Don't know where it went.
Sad panda!