Etdlahq Memorial Bar - your shelter from forum crashes

[pharphis]

The Disaster Artist was a great book.
Time to go to bed

 

[Jcakes1]

I'm not sure if it's legal.

Is anything you think about legal?

The Disaster Artist was a great book.
Time to go to bed

So's your face.

 

[kamap1]

SOS your face?
Save Our Souls face?

Wait, What?

 

[Jcakes1]

SOS your face?
Save Our Souls face?

Wait, What?

apostrophe.

Doing my tax return ..... I really don't feel like reading about the difference between prime cost vs. variable deprecation vs. variable depreciation with low value pool ...... must fight the boredom so I get maximum tax back. How do you (DJ and Pyro) stand this carp?

 

[kamap1]

They pretend the numbers are naked.

 

[Kestegs]

Wouldn't it be easier to just not file ?

 

[Pyrotechnician1]

apostrophe.

Doing my tax return ..... I really don't feel like reading about the difference between prime cost vs. variable deprecation vs. variable depreciation with low value pool ...... must fight the boredom so I get maximum tax back. How do you (DJ and Pyro) stand this carp?

I didn't say I liked it, just that I was good at it, and depreciation is my expertise. But you australians and your stupid rules don't make any sense.

 

[Twibz]

Hello folks, long time no see

 

[Kestegs]

Yo /wave

 

[kamap1]

Tackle hugs twibz, sadly I'm on the parking lot, watching the bar burn yet again, so you don't land on softly bouncy dark oak looking floors but on rough pavement. Poor you.

 

[djmbbandie]

Your depreciation system is too complicated.

*activates automatic bar cleaning system

*serves Dew

Morning Bar.

 

[Goldtru1]

I didn't say I liked it, just that I was good at it, and depreciation is my expertise. But you australians and your stupid rules don't make any sense.

Depression is your expertise? Wait, what? You guys are all experts in depression? Weird, dudes ...

 

[kamap1]

Don your glasses Goldtru and read the sentence anew.

 

[Ariadne]

It's manly. Show it off to the ladies, bro.

.....so what you're saying is, because I'm constantly covered in bruises because of my skin issues, I'm a man.

Great. Last week I was "special". Now I'm a man.

 

[Ariadne]

apostrophe.

Doing my tax return ..... I really don't feel like reading about the difference between prime cost vs. variable deprecation vs. variable depreciation with low value pool ...... must fight the boredom so I get maximum tax back. How do you (DJ and Pyro) stand this carp?

I let my ex
do my tax.

He's a tax lawyer. I could struggle with my taxes which would involve outbursts of fury, phoning the tax office, further outbursts of despair, whilst he does my taxes within 15 minutes.

 

[Pyrotechnician1]

Depression is your expertise? Wait, what? You guys are all experts in depression? Weird, dudes ...

I'm an expert at depression!

Wait what?

 

[Moar]

I don't do my taxes. Skatteetaten does them for me and it looks about right every time. So why bother. I don't mind them giving me money back.

And PLEASE. When will you remember that NO BURNING happens without me here. Please! Now I'll have to burn the bar again, just because.

*grabs wine*

*cuddles bar*

*seals off EU space*

*sets bar ablaze with just a short stare*

*enjoys the campfire*

 

[LozHinge the Unhinged]

Hot in here tonight :nod:

*removes pants*



Oh, I wasn't wearing pants ... awkward.

*shuffles*

 

[Ariadne]

Hot in here tonight :nod:

*removes pants*



Oh, I wasn't wearing pants ... awkward.

*shuffles*

I hope you have nice legs, as it sounds like you were wearing hotpants.

 

[kamap1]

He only thinks he wears pants from time to time, I've never seen him with anything else but imaginary pants.

ps: My train of thoughts derailed, there were no survivors. So I'm not able to post what else I was supposed to be posting.