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[Kaysaar]

Best teammates ever...

 

[Kestegs]

:doh:

Yeah, we suck!

Let's get Gorny instead...


*slaps Gorny with a trout*

 

[Kestegs]

*smashes Gorny in the back of the head with a folding chair*

 

[Kaysaar]

*eats popcorn*

*heckles*

 

[Kestegs]

*eats dinner*

 

[Gorny1]

OW!

*Throws zemaj over the ropes and out into the crowd*

*Gets a table from under the ring, sets it up and body slams kestegs through the table*

*goes for the three count*

 

[Kestegs]

*breaks leg off of table*

*goes Nancy Kerigan on Gorny*

 

[Gorny1]

*Chainsaw*

*Chases kestegs*

 

[Kestegs]

*siphons gas out*

*points*

*laughs*

 

[Kestegs]

*jumps up and grabs microphone*

*strangles Gorny*

 

[Gorny1]

*Comes back to life*

*chainsaw has internal battery*

*Guts zemaj*

*guts kestegs*

*win*

 

[Kestegs]

*runs away in terror*








*syke*

*stabs Gorny in the back with his own femur*

 

[Gorny1]

This calls for drastic measures.....

*Trips kestegs and Zemaj, produces a bucket full of essence of Jcakes and dumps it on them*

*Adds Noodle sweat to the mix*

 

[Jcakes1]

*Calls Riot police, gets out water cannon and fires on Kestegs, Gorny and Zemaj*

NOW BEHAVE! .....

and keep me out of this

 

[Gorny1]

*Fires grappling hook cannon of death into Jcakes backside and drags him in*

 

[Kaysaar]

*offers jcakes some popcorn*

Edit - After reading Gorny's post, I withdraw my offer of popcorn

 

[Kestegs]

I'm not messing with the police, I've got priors.

 

[Gorny1]

Glad I left a decoy before zemaj went postal.

 

[Kestegs]

A decoy...or a clone?

 

[Gorny1]

Both actually...there are millions of me.