Etdlahq Memorial Bar - your shelter from forum crashes

[howdidigethere]

Good afternoon everyone. Once again I have nothing to contribute but worthless spam. Mmm... spam *drool*

I'll have an orage juice with an umbrella in it.

 

[pancakeman]

*serves umbrella with orange juice in it*

Hope I got that right!

Sin, it seems that Thy agreed to the marriage for the price of one Ber. Liq happily agreed, and I threw the wild bachelor party. You totally missed out, this time it wasn't zarf who jumped out of the cake.

 

[sirpoopsalot]

Sin, it seems that Thy agreed to the marriage for the price of one Ber. Liq happily agreed.

I imagine he did - you'd have to pay anyone in their right mind a hell of a lot more to take Liq, and I'm sure he knows it.

 

[Thyiad1]

And what mind am I in then, Sir_P?

Asti, please?

 

[SiTro]

Would you describe yourself as being more creative or logical, Thy?

 

[Thyiad1]

Depends what I'm trying to lie my way out of. :laugh:

 

[BobTheWarrior]

I'd describe her as being creatively logical, or logically creative. :laugh:

 

[Liquid_Evil]

I imagine he did - you'd have to pay anyone in their right mind a hell of a lot more to take Liq, and I'm sure he knows it.

Pshaw! I'm a total catch, a sexy piece of arm candy that Thy just loves to flaunt.

On a less serious note, somebody beer me. I've been into the oatmeal stouts as of late (try one if you never have, good stuff).

 

[Thyiad1]

*Hands Liq a beer and grabs an Asti*

'Scuse me ... need to shove a cat on a piece of string and take it for a walk.

 

[Liquid_Evil]

'Scuse me ... need to shove a cat on a piece of string and take it for a walk.

That's her little code phrase for taking me out on the town and flaunting me.

She's adorable isn't she folks? Isn't she?!

"Coming, Honey!"

 

[pancakeman]

When I go for walks around the lake, my cats follow me from a few yards back and act like they don't know me.

I found a few grailers today, not uniques or sets, but part of my Ages and Cruel grail. I am especially happy for the Gilded Shield of Ages, I thought that one would take forever.

 

[Liquid_Evil]

When I go for walks around the lake, my cats follow me from a few yards back and act like they don't know me.

I follow strangers around lakes to much of that same effect.

All seriousness aside, I went to my fridge for an oatmeal stout and poured myself a glass of cranberry juice instead. Then I had to chuckle to myself when I remembered that line from "The Departed" (had to search it out so you guys that haven't seen it can still be in on the laughs)

Billy Costigan: I'll take a cranberry juice.
Man Glassed in Bar: That's a natural diuretic. I know because my wife used to drink it during her period.
[pauses, Billy shrugs]
Man Glassed in Bar: What is it, your period?
Billy Costigan: Hahaha.
[Billy grabs an empty glass and smashes it into the other guy's face]

 

[Deaddave]

haha thats pretty funy :azn: but when ever i hear someone order cranberry juice or just mention it it always makes me thing of hot fuzz.
lol
strongbow plz

*finds a nice chair and settles in for the night*

 

[sirpoopsalot]

Aww Liq & Thy, you know I was just joking... I would've taken Liq for a Lum, an inflatable donkey, and a little bit of bean dip. Sadly, Thy beat me to him. :embarassed:

Speaking of bean dip, where are the tortilla's? I'm hungry.


Edit.
BTW, Thy, how are the cats liking things (or settling down) after the move?

 

[Sir EvilFreeSmeg]

lemme get this straight. Two SPF spammers are getting married???

My condolonces

 

[SiTro]

Spam + Spam = ???

 

[Liquid_Evil]

I think you guys are focusing on the wrong angle. PvP Guru + PvP Master = PvP Prodigy Offspring.

"Can you say 'Dada'?"
"Pwn."
"Even better." *beams with fatherly pride*

@ poops- Ohmigod. You had me at the inflatable donkey.

@ everyone else- Check out my Halloween plans thread and post something creative and insightful. Or just say what you're gonna do for Halloween. I guess that works too.

 

[somethingsin]

Spam Spam, eggs and Spam, on toast.

Speaking of cats, my housemates and i decided to get one
One of them has a friend whose cat had a litter, so we got one of those, all black, about three months old, and excessively lively

Someone give me a scotch coffee (like irish, only no sugar or cream, and with a quality scotch) I need a buzz, cause I' m pretty braindead after working on a general relativity assignment all day

 

[erics]

*slides the requested drink towards somethingsin*

 

[pancakeman]

*ties erics to a chair so he can't leave*

Now you are forced to stay and chat!