Covid-19 Prepping thread

Yah, thanks, buddy.

Every dirty secret I know and can prove came from Dave. He told me everything I know about Killary ... but not everything *he* knows ...
She would never fall for that old ruse, Seth 2.0. Been good knowin' ya.
 
I might chuckle a bit when he cancels/defaults on the 1.2 T$ owed to the Chinese.

In which case, I would, if I were you, start liquidating your assets in readiness for a visit from the CCP.

I cannot believe you were so reckless as to go into partnership with that Bad Orange Man.
 
It,s not a bad orange man, it's a smart manshaped orange, still bad though.
 
So Trump's personal US Navy appointed valet has tested positive for Covid-19 after experiencing symptoms yesterday morning. If Trump gets this I expect millions of people will be socially distancing in the streets.
 
Some might even throw social distancing to the winds and get really really social.
 
I fully expect socialism to become fully dominant should the Bad Orange Man become ill.
 
Yeah, all those sick people will be able to get medical care without having to sell the family farm....the worst.
 
Yeah, all those sick people will be able to get medical care without having to sell the family farm....the worst.

Oh - you're referring to how socialism is at the beginning of the story.

Yeah, I see your confusion now. Just wait to you get the the later chapters, it'll blow your mind.
 
Oh - you're referring to how socialism is at the beginning of the story.

Yeah, I see your confusion now. Just wait to you get the the later chapters, it'll blow your mind.
Yeah I know. Readily available daycare, living wage, 4 day work week and actual paid vacation/sick leave IS mind-blowing.
 
Pence's press secretary is infected. She is married to Stephen Miller. He is Trump's senior policy advisor. I guess Miller will have to phone in the racism for the next 14 days. Womp, womp.
 
Yeah I know. Readily available daycare, living wage, 4 day work week and actual paid vacation/sick leave IS mind-blowing.
To my knowledge, sick days in the US means that the employer will tolerate a certain amount of days at which you are sick. Some employers will pay wages for them, some won't. Am I correct?

There is nothing like that here in Germany. It would be regarded as "sittenwidrig" (in a juristic sense) which translates to "against good morals". If you are ill, you are ill, no matter how many weeks it takes and you cannot be fired for that, as long as it won't prevent you from doing your duties indefinitely. You receive full wages from the insurance for up to 6 weeks (a smaller amount thereafter) and when you are fine and then sick again, it's starting from anew. There's a certain amount of mooches who abuse it, of course, but not to a serious extent.

I heard a story of a German who got a job offer in the US, an engineer or something like that. The payment was pretty good, but when he heard that he will have some amount of sick days, he had to ask what they meant with that. They explained it to him and after a while of gasping with an open mouth, he laughed and left the interview.
 
Pence's press secretary is infected. She is married to Stephen Miller. He is Trump's senior policy advisor. I guess Miller will have to phone in the racism for the next 14 days. Womp, womp.

Gloating over another's illness and misfortune - how terribly socialist of you, Comrade!
 
To my knowledge, sick days in the US means that the employer will tolerate a certain amount of days at which you are sick. Some employers will pay wages for them, some won't. Am I correct?

Yes.

Shameful eh?

It gets even better. The vast majority of employees enjoy "at will employment". That means that they can be shitcanned for any reason at any time. If you are sick or *pregnant, you can kiss you employment goodbye and with it your health care insurance.


*Yes, I know, they are not supposed to fire a pregnant woman, but there are work-arounds and the employer takes full advantage of them.
 
I only gloat if the sick person is a Nazi or married to one.

Narrator: Dave's mind was later to be *blown* when he learned about the Second World War and what the Nazis really were.
 
Yes.

Shameful eh?

It gets even better. The vast majority of employees enjoy "at will employment". That means that they can be shitcanned for any reason at any time. If you are sick or *pregnant, you can kiss you employment goodbye and with it your health care insurance.


*Yes, I know, they are not supposed to fire a pregnant woman, but there are work-arounds and the employer takes full advantage of them.

The only moral option is for government to control the means of production. Cos people in government are *nothing like* people who own and run businesses.

No siree. Totally different kinds of people. When you enter government, you have all the greed, grift and malice siphoned out of you, leaving nothing behind but kindness, soft fluffy fur and rainbow-bubbles.

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