The Noodle Compound V. 2.0

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kestegs said:
Have fun viv, come back with more jokes :p

You are watching stargazing on TV? Don't you have a window?
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I have a window but, and this is very important:

1) I live in the Netherlands. We do not have any dark skies because everything is light polluted. My friend in Northern Ireland complained about light pollution and I looked at him stunned asking "where?". Because you do get dark skies there, with an occassional patch of light of a small town.

2) I have an eye problem. If normal people look through a telescope, they see something small. If I look through a telescope I see a pinpoint. Appearantly this is not normal.

3) Stargazing Live is only on once a year and it's fun but it also gives me a right headache.

Jcakes said:
It is a known fact that Kegs is the oldest person on this forum. Don't worry it is kind of a SPF joke.

Oh and about tests for gastro related diseases, my family has a history of bowel cancer, so I will have to have Colonoscopys fairly regularly.

@Lame jokes: This is the best joke we ever got in a christmas cracker it goes

Q: Why is an Elephant big grey and wrinkly?

warning the punch line is terrible
Because if it was small white and smooth it would be an aspirin ...

Yep it was the most random joke I have seen
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I hope to avoid the colonoscopy as it doesn't do my "exit only" policy much good but I am sick of being sick. It wrecks my life. The constant pain in my legs of my lipoedema is one thing and I can live with that, if I weren't constantly literally sick with digestive issues.

And being 35 (well in a few months then) I'm older than Kestegs I think.


The elephant joke was good, but here's another one.

Why did the mushroom enjoy going out?

Because he was a funghi!

Actually only works when you say it out loud. Bummer.



 
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kestegs said:
It is a bit ironic, but probably fairly effective.

I also noticed that Google has their emblem blacked out, I'm guessing it's related?
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No, that's got to be because Google are a bunch of twits but their brains shut down today, so much against their policy they won't be thinking for you as they normally do.



 
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I too have an exit only policy.

The light pollution isn't very bad where I live, I can always see stars on a clear night.

That's your best joke yet I think.

I'm only 28 ;D
 
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if he's a baby, am I an embryo? :rolf: two months from today.... oh, goodness.

OMG, so... OTG (Old Tech Guy and thank Cakes for giving him that name) and i have been texting and talking up a storm. w are both super excited about tonight and... hehehe! ^_^

trying to catch up on everything, I think I have some time. Pretty sure I do... still need lunch! :D
 
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Don't get too excited, or you may be dissappointed. Take a step back so you don't rush into things and get hurt.
Says old hurt hag.

Yer not an embryo, lass.
 
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Leopold Stotch said:
Lass. :cloud9:

not expecting anything but tonight is going to be fun and just what i need: laughter, free food (I hope. If not, I have some cash), and just hanging out with someone. ya know? I guess, like, a friendly companionship thingy.

Thank you, Vivi. *hugs*
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Awesome! Make him giggle. I like it when I manage to make men giggle so they can't stop and get embarrasssed.
Hey I'm an old hag, I've got to do something to keep myself amused.

But, it seems, I'm not so old as Noodle, oh my! If he were German I'd address him with "Sie."



 
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obvious maturity? Noodle, I thought you were creepy, but in a fun, I-'m-Going-To-Kill-You-And-Dump-The-Evidence-In-A-Desert fun! :D

Old really is just a concept. When you can no longer control your bowels or you forget who you are or you're giving the finger to small children and you don't realize it, then you're old. Until then.... we're all oversized kids here. :)
 
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Leopold Stotch said:
Noodle, I thought you were creepy, but in a fun, I-'m-Going-To-Kill-You-And-Dump-The-Evidence-In-A-Desert fun! :D

Old really is just a concept. When you can no longer control your bowels or you forget who you are or you're giving the finger to small children and you don't realize it, then you're old. Until then.... we're all oversized kids here. :)
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Bah. Plenty of time for bowel control when you're dead!



 
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Leopold Stotch said:
obvious maturity? Noodle, I thought you were creepy, but in a fun, I-'m-Going-To-Kill-You-And-Dump-The-Evidence-In-A-Desert fun! :D

Old really is just a concept. When you can no longer control your bowels or you forget who you are or you're giving the finger to small children and you don't realize it, then you're old. Until then.... we're all oversized kids here. :)
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Leo....given I've been talking about my bowel issues some pages back, I'd say I no longer have full control over my bowels and thus I am old by your definition! :rolf:



 
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No, don't worry, it made me laugh! It's obvious you meant it well, bit like that friend of mine saying he hopes the doctors "will get to the bottom of it". It made me laugh.

Take your foot out of your mouth, your date won't find it charming even if he may find it impressive.
 
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I struggle to control my letters sometimes. I tend to do OK with the consonants, but I curse this irritable vowel syndrome.
 
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