The Noodle Compound V. 2.0

[LozHinge the Unhinged]

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Oh man, that is so mean, Gorny.

Noodle! Don't panic! I'll fetch the little pair of barber's scissors!

 

[Gorny1]

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It's that smell of black pudding luring them in here. Leo should have tried white pudding instead.

she already has tried white pudding, she's addicted to the sweet stuff.

>.>

<.<

 

[Kestegs]

Get those scissors and get me out of here!

 

[Noodle]

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Time for the annual delousing!

 

[LozHinge the Unhinged]

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But but but ... they're my friends, my only friends!

 

[Noodle]

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But but but ... they're my friends, my only friends!

I'm sorry, but once a year I have to swing through and slaughter all your friends. It's tradition, and that's what the holidays are all about. And after dinner, the feats of strength competition!

 

[Gorny1]

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I'm sorry, but once a year I have to swing through and slaughter all your friends. It's tradition, and that's what the holidays are all about. And after dinner, the feats of strength competition!

*cuts the rope Noodle is swinging on*

Splat!

 

[LozHinge the Unhinged]

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Noodle's show of strength had won me over but then Gorny's demonstration of low cunning has made me defect to his camp.

 

[Noodle]

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*cuts the rope Noodle is swinging on*

Splat!

<picks self up, brushes dust off> AFTER dinner the feats of strength, Gorny!

 

[Gorny1]

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*puts sleepy powder on Noodle's food and sleepy juice in Noodle's moonshine*

 

[Kestegs]

He put lice eggs in your new hat.

 

[LozHinge the Unhinged]

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No, kegs, I did that. It's called "making friends".

 

[Kestegs]

I don't want to be your friend.

 

[LozHinge the Unhinged]

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But kegs! We have lice in common!

 

[Kestegs]

I just shaved my head, can't be too careful.

 

[LozHinge the Unhinged]

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True, you can't.
You put your special tinfoil hat back on straight away though, didn't you?

 

[Kestegs]

I've never had one . Do I need one?

 

[LozHinge the Unhinged]

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I have one . I don't need one though

Fixed it por vous, mon ami!!

 

[Kestegs]

I have a steel plate in my head, renders it rather redundant.

 

[LozHinge the Unhinged]

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Steel vs tinfoil ... you'll get accelerated corrosion that way, I'm glad you got rid of the hat.
Dreadful fashion statement, too.