The Cloning Machine Mark IV- Summer OT thread!

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superdave said:
if i live to morning, i have that to look forward to?
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Unquestionably. It's a known fact that nuts give diarrhea, or some such thing, to my knowledge...
superdave said:
they were salted...but they didn't really crunch when i chewed them.
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Well, if you aren't pouring some fudge, you'll definitely be upping some chuck.
 
Qbi said:
2/7/4!? Goddamn, no matter which way you look at that date, it only says that you're old! :tongue:

Just kidding dave. But if you saw the best before date, then why didn't you just chuck it?
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i only looked for a best before after i ate a couple handfuls....when the old lady across the street went into a retirement home i helped clean out her place...she had bread and milk in the freezer with tags from the 70's.
 
Qbi said:
Unquestionably. It's a known fact that nuts give diarrhea, or some such thing, to my knowledge...

Well, if you aren't pouring some fudge, you'll definitely be upping some chuck.
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kill me now.
 
superdave said:
i only looked for a best before after i ate a couple handfuls....when the old lady across the street went into a retirement home i helped clean out her place...she had bread and milk in the freezer with tags from the 70's.
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Vintage. Nice. :thumbsup:
Now go and sell them back to the manufacturer!

Or some poor sucker would work.

But now you can never get rid of the mint condition nuts, since you opened them.
superdave said:
kill me now.
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Eat something with fibre.
Or go have some crackers - down some pepto.
Maybe you can cease the harmful effects before they happen.
Perhaps you shouldn't worry too much about it maybe, though... Who knows, you might be fine, your stomach might be able to digest them without any problems.

Anyways, Im going back to bed. :wave:
 
Gorny said:
Looks like your headache went all bloody.
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that's ok...i think i may have something in my purse for that....yup found it...a tissue.
 
baby wipes...don't get me started....what the hell is wrong with the people who came up with these things? they are what? a square foot at the most? now i know a baby's butt isn't that big, but dammit...i need a few layers of good industrial strength material between my fingers and baby poo...that stuff is toxic...by the time was done i used an entire package of the frickin' things...why cut them into sections...you should just open the package and unfold a single giant wipe....another thing...these things shouls be packaged with rubber gloves...not those little wimpy rubber gloves that a woman uses to clean out her sink...the big manly industrial gloves that protect you right up to the shoulder.
 
superdave said:
baby wipes...don't get me started....what the hell is wrong with the people who came up with these things? they are what? a square foot at the most? now i know a baby's butt isn't that big, but dammit...i need a few layers of good industrial strength material between my fingers and baby poo...that stuff is toxic...by the time was done i used an entire package of the frickin' things...why cut them into sections...you should just open the package and unfold a single giant wipe....another thing...these things shouls be packaged with rubber gloves...not those little wimpy rubber gloves that a woman uses to clean out her sink...the big manly industrial gloves that protect you right up to the shoulder.
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SD, you would have been the perfect in Three Men and a Baby....
 
well thank god my kids are all grown up now...awhile ago a friend dropped his kid off for me to watch for a "half hour" while he was at a funeral home with his wife for a visitation...no sooner were they out the door and the damn kid's face started to turn red...i thought there was something wrong with it...it was just sitting there getting redder in the face and not breathing...then the evil little bugger started to smile...i lit a couple scented candles and started watching the clock...after an hour i couldn't take it anymore and i opened up the diaper bag...it took me 20 minutes to get the kid cleaned up...i should have done it sooner but i didn't think they would lie about how long they would be gone...that little stink factory made my house uninhabitable for two days.

when they finally showed up to collect junior i had him at the front door with his diaper bag all packed...yes...i DID throw the nasty diaper and all the wipes i used back in the bag...take your kid and get the **** out.
 
Gorny said:
Hey SD, you want to watch my kid brother?

His name's Shin.
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i'll straighten that little reprobate out...i'll take away his wow keys.
 
superdave said:
i'll straighten that little reprobate out...i'll take away his wow keys.
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He'll throw a temper tantrum then and destroy your living room then your kitchen then the rest of the house.
 
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