The Cloning Machine Mark IV- Summer OT thread!

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Cannon Fodder said:
Well if I were to go with the attitude of some around here, then x=infinity. in which case, infinity=infinity+2. So no change.
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Thats a major change...
Infinity +2 will always be infinity +2, because everytime it increases, it'll be 2 behind where it should be.
 
superdave said:
hmmm...new furniture...new bedroom...new carpet? the ladies were complaining about the dump you were bringing them to? go to their place, that way the crazy ones won't know where you live...make sure you tell them your name is lord shinnok too...you can never be too careful. :wink2:
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No new carpet, it's going to be a hard wood floor, to be refinished by November.

I told them my name was Dave and that I was super in ....
 
ah...that explains all the wacko women showing up at my door...i just tell them they heard wrong...they want supersteve...i send them right back to chicago.

are you refinishing the floor yourself? it's not hard to do.
 
superdave said:
ah...that explains all the wacko women showing up at my door...i just tell them they heard wrong...they want supersteve...i send them right back to chicago.

are you refinishing the floor yourself? it's not hard to do.
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I know what and how to do it, but never did it. We were going to have someone do it anyways.

Anyways regarding women, there is another one that caught my eye.
 
Gorny said:
I know what and how to do it, but never did it. We were going to have someone do it anyways.

Anyways regarding women, there is another one that caught my eye.
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do it yourself...just rent a sander and an edger for the day...under a 100 bux including paper...how big is the floor?

just remember...next time they test you with one of those questions...lie. :wink2:
 
superdave said:
do it yourself...just rent a sander and an edger for the day...under a 100 bux including paper...how big is the floor?

just remember...next time they test you with one of those questions...lie. :wink2:
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This one works at the store near my house, her name's Patty, young 20 something, jet black hair, brown eyes, seem slike the sweet and quiet type, I could be wrong on that though. I haven't managed much more than small talk but from what I gather she's out of HS atleast and in college.

I was thinking of slippeing her a note or something...
 
slip her a note now...slip her something else later. :scratch:
 
oops..i forgot what forum i was posting on...you can deletew that if you want. :laugh:
 
that type age very well...i know one who is 45...you would bet money that she isn't over 30 if you saw her.
 
Xenon[KoA] said:
but.. over 30 and over 40's falls under the same category of Old :rolleyes:
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i owe you a noogy. :tongue:
 
i could do a putin(it was putin wasn't it?) and pull up her shirt and blow on her belly...fresh out of indian burns but i have plenty of purple nurples going cheap.
 
superdave said:
i could do a putin(it was putin wasn't it?) and pull up her shirt and blow on her belly...fresh out of indian burns but i have plenty of purple nurples going cheap.
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Yeah, that was Putin. :scared:
 
old people can get away with doing some funny stuff.
 
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