The Cloning Machine Mark IV- Summer OT thread!

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Dredd said:
I had the same problem yesterday morning. Had something here to tend to but I was so cross-eyed, it took me 20 minutes just to find the thread I was looking for (normally a 2 second job). I realized how absolutely tanked I was so I took a nap. I woke up an hour later and couldn't figure out if I had been here yet or if it had been a dream.

I'm glad I at least have the sense to never post under the influence - who knows what I'd say or do. My drunken ramblings would probably be worse than nnndave's. :tongue:
You really shouldn't start drinking in the morning :azn: Or was it from the previous night ?
 
It was the previous night. I got home around 2-3 in the morning - completely wasted - and didn't sober up till about 5.

I'm burning up my last few braincells rather fast - I think I need to find something else to do on the weekends.
 
Dredd said:
It was the previous night. I got home around 2-3 in the morning - completely wasted - and didn't sober up till about 5.

I'm burning up my last few braincells rather fast - I think I need to find something else to do on the weekends.


parcheesi and lawn bowling. :wave:
 
Dredd said:
It was the previous night. I got home around 2-3 in the morning - completely wasted - and didn't sober up till about 5.

I'm burning up my last few braincells rather fast - I think I need to find something else to do on the weekends.
Don't worry too much about it, as long as only the Mr Hyde brain cells get destroyed. However, the typical alcoholic burns his Dr Jekyll ones :rolleyes:
 
Xenon[KoA] said:
You just want someone to keep you company at the old folks home -.-
if only you would join us...push us around in our wheelchairs and wipe the drool from our chins. :cloud9:
 
superdave said:
if only you would join us...push us around in our wheelchairs and wipe the drool from our chins. :cloud9:
Yes, I'm getting closer and closer to the point where I look after girls, but I forgot why.
 
krischan said:
Yes, I'm getting closer and closer to the point where I look after girls, but I forgot why.
it's because they smell nice.
 
Xenon[KoA] said:
Your creep factor has just increased by 2.
I hope you're happy.


Ecstatic. It is now 6pm, I have finally gotten out of bed so that I can get ready for work tonight. I believe I am finally sober.

Oh and what exactly is the number assigned to my creepiness anyways? :scratch:
 
superdave said:
if only you would join us...push us around in our wheelchairs and wipe the drool from our chins.

And give us our sponge baths and listen to us talk about the old days when kids respected their elders.
 
Dredd said:
And give us our sponge baths and listen to us talk about the old days when kids respected their elders.
:shhh: don't mention the sponge baths right away...you will scare her off before i can slip the meds i have been saving into her glass of wine....

respect? ha, kids these days don't know the meaning of the word...i was in the grocery store yesterday or the day before(i forget) and a litttle brat was throwing a tantrum because his old man put the wrong candy in the cart...the little **** kick his old man in the shin...if that was my kid i would have throttle him right there...stoopid kids don't understand that they are expendable...we can toss them in dumpsters and go home and make another one just like them.(well if you can get enough wine in your woman :wink2:)
 
Your creepiness doesnt need to have number assigned to it, it simply Is. call it X. Now it is X+2.

I only do sponge baths with steel wool. And by me, i mean I'll pay a hobo a $5 to take my place.
 
superdave said:
respect? ha, kids these days don't know the meaning of the word...i was in the grocery store yesterday or the day before(i forget) and a litttle brat was throwing a tantrum because his old man put the wrong candy in the cart...the little **** kick his old man in the shin...if that was my kid i would have throttle him right there...stoopid kids don't understand that they are expendable...we can toss them in dumpsters and go home and make another one just like them.(well if you can get enough wine in your woman :wink2:)

You've got the attitude down pat, superdave. :thumbsup:
 
RevenantsKnight said:
You've got the attitude down pat, superdave. :thumbsup:
attitude? you better mind your manners...AND GIT OFF THE DAMN GRASS!

@ Z...fine by Dredd...he pays 10 bux for hobo steelwool spongebaths. :thumbsup:
 
You senile old coot, the only thing a hobo gets from me is a chest full of buckshot. Damn hippy lover.
 
Dredd said:
You senile old coot, the only thing a hobo gets from me is a chest full of buckshot. Damn hippy lover.
my bad...that's gorny that luvs them hobos...i get you two mixed up all the time.
 
Xenon[KoA] said:
Your creepiness doesnt need to have number assigned to it, it simply Is. call it X. Now it is X+2.


Well if I were to go with the attitude of some around here, then x=infinity. in which case, infinity=infinity+2. So no change.
 
Gorny's weekend ...

Thursday: Finished removing most of the furniture from my room.

Friday: Got off work an hour early and decided to get on WoW for a bit before evening. After some harassment from Tom (Lord_Shinnok) and Rick (Drunkcajun) I signed up for that night's Molten Core 40 man Raid, to start at 7 pm. It was 5pm, so I ran out of the house and ran a few errands.
I got back home and online at 7pm(8 server time), joined the raid and experienced MC for the very first time, having just met most of the game's Pre-Req's and guild requirements for it. It's normally a 3 hour long run, well this one was 5. I was drinking and listining to the music being played on our ventrillo jukebox. I was buzzed and having a blast and after dying 4 times and the entire raid party wiping twice, we killed the boss.

Screenshots to follow

Saturday:

Got new bedroom set delivered, and ripped up the rug, and all it's padding, nails, and staples etc.

Sunday and yesterday, rearranged furniture, and passed out tired.
 
hmmm...new furniture...new bedroom...new carpet? the ladies were complaining about the dump you were bringing them to? go to their place, that way the crazy ones won't know where you live...make sure you tell them your name is lord shinnok too...you can never be too careful. :wink2:
 
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