(scene: A press conference. The room looks like all the others, except with the back wall knocked out. A large crowd of barbarians stadns out the back, waving banners and starting chants. At least one epic is being sung with the name of the origional hero being substituted by "Belladonna". Above the stage, there is a banner which reads, "Harrogath welcomes Destroyer Belladonna". When BD, N, and SM walk onto the stage and sit behind the desk, there is a massive roar from the assembled barbarians, which continues for a full 5 minutes. BD agnowledges the crowd with a wave.)
BD: Thanks for coming, I wasn't quite anticipating this reception!
Press: Ugg Uggson, Arreat Reporter. That was great victory, Belladonna, how do you feel?
BD: Just a bit battered, but otherwise, I'm over the moon. Baal was smart enough to go for me in preferance to my Shadow master or Neeraj, so I had to use my super's, but I survived.
Press: O. Difereous, Skunkingham Times. Your fans know that you've never had such success in hardcore play before. Tell me, are you feeling the pressure, and if so, how are you dealing with it?
BD: I'm not thinking about it, really. I mean, It's not like I'm going somewhere my friend, Matriach Frosty, hasn't been before, I just intend to die less. And besides, when I go, at least someone will be getting some halfway decent loot.
Press: Keri Trefoil, Kurast Tribune. You sounded a bit resentful there, I take it you are still less than satisfied with the prize pool from that bout?
BD: Less than satisfied comes nowhere close to where I am. Appalled. Thats the only word I can use to describe it, at least, the only word you can print.
Press: Kurt Schnider, Westmarch Times. What makes you think you can succede where so many others have failed?
BD: Pardon?
(The scene suddenly changes. Instead of the summit of Arreat, the conference is just BD, N, and SM standing in front of a half dozen reporters in the Rogue Encampment. Obviously, no one remembers who BD is, or what she's just done.)
Press: I said, what makes you think you can succede where so many others have failed? With your proposed plan to defeat Andariel?
(BD sighs. She's heard of this phenomenum before, where timespace warped with worldstone disturbances.)
BD: I think, taking it one step at a time, I should be ok. After all, you don't know what nightmarish things are out there. That will be all, thanks for coming.
Update:
Forum Name: Spludge
Character Name: Belladonna
Characer Class: Shadow 'sin
Character Level: 49
Farthest Quest: Baal
Fathest waypoint: Rogue Encampment (N)
1.11, no RWM, Hardcore