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True, true... Oh, and I am the same when it comes to coffee in the morning: gotta have it or i go around snapping people's heads off :D
 
Dammit. Need milk now. My second coffee has a distinct lack of it, as does the fridge. I mean, i'm living with 4 other people and none of them have any milk i can steal?! WTF??
 
Sidhe said:
True, true... Oh, and I am the same when it comes to coffee in the morning: gotta have it or i go around snapping people's heads off :D
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you noticed how this angry angry post was her 333rd. half of teh devil is this gal!
*skulls his bucket* HOORAY FOR PAT NUMBTER 4! *shouted into silo's ear of course*
 
silospen said:
How come they always serve espresso's in such small cups? I like them, but i feel like i'm being screwed over whenever i buy one. In fact, im gonna go buy a coffee machine. Damn. It seems taht someone's stolen my legs. Ah well, i'll do it someo toher time.
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An espresso is served in a small cup because that's how big your espresso shot is. You get the same amount of coffee as you would were you to buy a flat white.
 
Coffee only comes in one size. The biggest cup possible :)

*shouts to Silo* would you like milk and sugar in that.

- Jas :wave:
 
seige said:
Coffee only comes in one size. The biggest cup possible :)

*shouts to Silo* would you like milk and sugar in that.

- Jas :wave:
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thats like this one time at my school formal they had coffee there but it was so weak i was drinking straight black (normally have milk n 1 sugar) n it still tasted really weak
gaah. sooo sleepy. why u up so late seige? i thought u were a respectable member of the community? or has buck sent you crazy?
 
why u up so late seige? i thought u were a respectable member of the community? or has buck sent you crazy?
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Buck has sent me crazy. :D Plus I'm waiting for Keisha to go back to sleep. Has a tummy bug :(

That would be through Durf serving up those milkshakes. :rant:


- Jas :wave:
 
as long as they didn't eat the yellow snow


i should go to bed in a minute. have to be up at 6am to do all the housework and clean out the guttering before going to karate.
 
Realised the best cure for a good hangover was to start drinking again. 5 litres of 7.5% cider down and I think i;ve proven my theornm. More drink :D
 
I have a friend at uni who tested the theory of alcohol to stop your hangover and went 6 days of drinking heavily in the eveing, heavily in the morning, and then again the next evening. aparently he had to stop because he had run out of money, but he was fine until he stopped drinking, thus proving it correct. Of course, it would be a hell of a hangover when you do stop...
 
farting bob said:
*drinks beer* Mmmmmm...
Corax, sleep is for the weak, i'd expect better from you!
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i had already been up 60 or so hours. and sensei gets annoyed if i just keep giggling all of training.
 
Why were uou awake for 60 hours? after about 2 days solid, surely you must have felt a bit tired? Or were you running about the jungle being chased by amazonians because you sat on there sacred tree stump? That ahppens to me alot and i dont get much sleep.
 
Damn. Cider didn't help hangover. In fact, it didn't help anything. Especially my wall, which for some reason has hammer marks in it. Blollocks.
 
Assassin Matriarch Flying V walks into the establishment and leans her latest find on the bar...

Ondal's Wisdom
Elder Staff
Two-Hand Damage: 80 to 93
Durability: 27 of 35
Required Dexterity: 37
Required Strength: 44
Required Level: 66
Staff Class - Normal Attack Speed
Item Version: 1.10 Expansion
Item Level: 99
Fingerprint: 0x95f20eb3
+43 to Energy
+489 Defense
Magic Damage Reduced by 5
+5% to Experience Gained
45% Faster Cast Rate
150% Damage to Undead
+4 to All Skill Levels

Bartender is startled when she asks for a drink seeing as he didn't notice her come in.

It's been a fine day today everyone! Drinks are on me!
 
Ahhh but you didn't see my lvl 36 shadow master or 5 lightning sentries surrounding the bar.

Although I couldn't see...I did hear the sound of a bug getting zapped by a lightning trap and reclaimed my staff next to a chared lump on the floor.

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Returns to thoughts of happier times when people would congratulate instead of todays callous acts.

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Goes out and finds Farting Bobs shin in the ashes and kicks him
 
I can take the being electricuted to death and having my charred remains in a lump on the floor, but No-one kicks me in the shins and gets away with it.
*goes into D1 stealth mode, disapears into the shadows and awaits his target.*
 
Satisfied with the days events, Flying V retieves her staff and heads out into the world in D2 steath mode. What could possibly go wrong now?

*Adjusts leather straps here and there and here again. Come on shadow...lets go kill Baal some more.
 
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