OH EDWARD IS SO SO SO DREAMY, THE WAY HE STALKS HER AND WATCHES HER WHEN SHE SLEEPS, that's not creepy at ALL.
Kamap, when your wife gets pregnant, I'm throwing you a baby shower right here in the bar. The bar is going to be simply covered in cute teddy bears and little bottles and baby stuff and all the grumpy curmudgeons will just have to suck it up.
Edit: please don't be that guy who goes around saying "we're pregnant" all the time. My pregnancy was 8 months and 1 week of the worst physical pain I have ever endured and no one else suffered it along with me. *glares meaningfully at the cat above the fireplace