Etdlahq Memorial Bar - your shelter from forum crashes

Now you are putting words in my mouth.
 
You're a lie!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
Th birthday drinks is a lie!!!!!

*take sip of drink*

*spits in face of kegs*
 
Nobody would fire me. I am the one making this company's profit.
 
I do know that. If it wasn't for my good mood and great coffee-making skills there would be no Siemens..
 
I make coffee, copy/paste, the whole deal..
 
It's one of the many benefits of being awesome.
 
I wanna get off work now. but I can't.
 
Says you.. I'm actually doing stuff. Just renamed a crap load of file names on our internal network..
 
I'm impressed. Seriously!

;) I know, like I'm one to talk. But I'm not at work yet, so I guess I can.
 
And we will see a decrease in your posting once you're at work.. yeah..
 
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