Etdlahq Memorial Bar - your shelter from forum crashes continued

[kamap]

Double YUCK!! Smells bad and tastes worse

I like the smell can't stand the taste.

 

[Vildecor]

I'll pass right by the Dews and have some coffee myself.

 

[kamap]

I'll pass right by the Dews and have some coffee myself.

No orange juice or a clockwork?

 

[Dredd]

Cold beer, warm woman please. My bar habits are old-fashioned.

 

[kamap]

Cold beer, warm woman please. My bar habits are old-fashioned.

As are you.

 

[Vildecor]

No orange juice or a clockwork?

Not in the morning. Those tend to be best later in the evening.

 

[kamap]

Not in the morning. Those tend to be best later in the evening.

What about a Clockwork Orange, Kubric style?

 

[Vildecor]

What about a Clockwork Orange, Kubric style?

The later in the evening the better. When paired with authentic Ludovico treatments, they make the nightmares more vivid.

 

[kamap]

The later in the evening the better. When paired with authentic Ludovico treatments, they make the nightmares more vivid.

Toss in some shock treatment for more twitching.

 

[Pancakes]

Looks like we've got plenty of beer, can't seem to find any women under the bar. They must keep those out back by the pool.

 

[kamap]

Pool party!

 

[Dredd]

can't seem to find any women under the bar

I'd be concerned if you did.

 

[Pancakes]

You never know, this place used to be pretty wild back in the day. Thy might be hiding under here relishing the peace and quiet.

 

[kamap]

Where ever did that credit-card go?
It has also been a while since this bar got burned.

 

[Pancakes]

Where ever did that credit-card go?

That sounds an awful lot like something Durf would say...

 

[kamap]

That sounds an awful lot like something Durf would say...

Euhm he hacked my account. *shifty eyes*
Yes that's it.

 

[Friiser]

I think today is a good day for a Bell's Two Hearted ale.

 

[kamap]

It's an open bar for now, so just go and grab it.

 

[krischan]

I'd be concerned if you did.

We take care of our drunk women under the bar. Proper care, not the kind of care some people might think of. Not accusing Pancakes of anything, of course.

 

[Gorny]

We take care of our drunk women under the bar. Proper care, not the kind of care some people might think of. Not accusing Pancakes of anything, of course.