Etdlahq Memorial Bar - your shelter from forum crashes continued

[kamap]

Those were the days. Now I'm a horny 37 year old.

Hey you are a pyrotechnician, why don't you light a candle or some fireworks for Leo?

 

[coju]

Yeah pyro, why don’t you?

 

[Pancakes]

You guys are old.

 

[Jcakes]

I find the lack of syrup draped on you disturbing.

oh god - who let him in here

 

[Pyrotechnician]

Those were the days. Now I'm a horny 37 year old.

Hey you are a pyrotechnician, why don't you light a candle or some fireworks for Leo?

Yeah pyro, why don’t you?

Because I fear they will be used inappropriately.

 

[coju]

Because I fear they will be used inappropriately.

It most surely would.

 

[djmbbandie]

Don’t worry, we’ve got that automatic bar cleaning system imported now from the other forum.

*serves Dew

*serves wine

*serves sangria

 

[Klonki]

would like some fresh strong coffee please!

 

[Pancakes]

I'll take a few of these Dews, can't have them sitting out getting warm.

All these old people showing up gives me an idea.

*delicately places root beer float and chocolate milk on the bar*

 

[djmbbandie]

*serves coffee

*serves Dew

*serves tea

*serves sangria

 

[Kestegs]

I am starting to grapple with the fact that I might be old. I am also highly bangable as well though, and don't think I look a day over 30.

 

[Pyrotechnician]

I am starting to grapple with the fact that I might be old. I am also highly bangable as well though, and don't think I look a day over 30.

Looking good as always Kestegs:

 

[Gorny]

Whenever I think of kestegs, I think of this guy:

https://www.youtube.com/c/Electroboom

 

[Kestegs]

@Pyrotechnician I would really hate seeing myself on a billboard every day, would probably intentionally not drive by it. Although that guy does look kinda like me, I just have +1 to hair.

@Gorny That's basically me but I have -1 to unibrow power.

 

[Pyrotechnician]

What a shame kestegs. I'm trying to promote your business here.

 

[djmbbandie]

*inferno/nova sorc appears

*serves Dew

*serves wine

*serves coffee

*serves sangria

*vanishes via black marsh waypoint

 

[kamap]

Kestegs is the oldest, oldestegs!

 

[Pancakes]

I tore the ligaments in my foot and they're gonna cut me up and put metal in me. I need an extra-large Dew.

 

[Glurin]

You should take the opportunity to ask for some upgrades. Maybe have them install some rocket boosters or something while they're in there.

 

[djmbbandie]

*serves XL Dew

*serves wine

*serves sangria

*vanish