Make a new Blizzard account, add the cd-key, download the game and go? The D2 accounts don't have any connection to the Battle.net accounts.
Alternatively, did you create the Blizzard account in another country? Have you tried updating your location?
EDIT: OK, so I'm in GMT -4, which is 4 hours ahead of the west coast. The internet connection is poor (400-600 ms), but not third-world (that feels offensive). I have a bottle of Kraken and some local, Covered Bridge sweet potato chips. It's still about 3-4 hours 'til go time (so I can't start drinking too much yet), but a roll call is probably a good idea.
I'll assume you're in limbo, Tai, leaning toward being in hell (the bad one, not the one me and Yogi will probably be in).
If we're going to push another week, it would be good to know early, so i can get to work on this sea monster.