First of all, I don't believe you, but ...
Are you sure you didn't:
(ii) copy, photocopy, reproduce, translate, reverse engineer, modify, disassemble, or de-compile in whole or in part any Battle.net software;
Even if you did, you won't admit that you:
(v) use any third-party software to modify Battle.net to change game play, including, but not limited to cheats and/or hacks;
You must be a wierdo if you:
(viii) harass, threaten, stalk, embarrass, or cause distress, unwanted attention or discomfort upon another user of Battle.net or other person or entity; cheat during gameplay, including but not limited to modification of the game program files;
(ix) transmit or post sexually explicit images or other content which in the sole discretion of Blizzard is deemed to be offensive; nor shall you transmit any unlawful, harmful, threatening, abusive, harassing, defamatory, vulgar, obscene, hateful, racially, ethnically, or otherwise objectionable content;
Sometimes even if you don't mean to you can:
(xiv) intentionally or unintentionally violate any applicable local, state, national, or international law or regulation;
Even if you type too much you can get banned:
(xvi) "spam" by posting or sending more than one unsolicited message or piece of mail to a single address or in a chat area;
Or maybe for things you didn't even think of:
(xvii) create or maintain, under any circumstance, more than one simultaneous connection to Battle.net.
The first step to recovery is admitting that you have a problem.