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Drug bust? Prostitution bust?

It didn't really fit either. Four police cars and a gaggle of officers would be overkill for a prostitution bust, besides prostitution is more or less decriminalised in Australia. As for a drug bust, the whole thing was sorted in 15 minutes. No police officers seemed to enter any of the neighbour's houses (although I didn't investigate too carefully) and there have been no police investigators milling around this morning. Possible a drug mule carrying around something at night. Or possibly a domestic dispute elsewhere where the man escaped the scene. It was a mysterious wake up I'll tell you that! Especially since the whole incident would have occurred just a few metres from where we were sleeping.
 
It didn't really fit either. Four police cars and a gaggle of officers would be overkill for a prostitution bust, besides prostitution is more or less decriminalised in Australia. As for a drug bust, the whole thing was sorted in 15 minutes. No police officers seemed to enter any of the neighbour's houses (although I didn't investigate too carefully) and there have been no police investigators milling around this morning. Possible a drug mule carrying around something at night. Or possibly a domestic dispute elsewhere where the man escaped the scene. It was a mysterious wake up I'll tell you that! Especially since the whole incident would have occurred just a few metres from where we were sleeping.
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Posting this from jail.

I was arrested for soliciting prostitution and selling drugs (TM) to a minor at around 2am (Au time)
And yet you are still posting more than before you "left the forums"
 
Welp none of that is coherent

All are slang for "to look at". Captain Cook and butcher's (hook) are rhyming slang for look. Gander (also a Goosie) is British slang and Squiz Aussie slang for "look" as well. There is a sexual cogitation to squiz, it's not an Australian usage though, but I only found that out today when I was confirming the spelling.
 
We would run out of things to talk about on the first date awfully fast then. I am not making the same mistake twice.

But if you are familiar with Fry doing the Safety Dance, that might be too much.
You are quite safe. I don't have dates.

@kestegs : in 1983, I was definitely 6 years old. And if you are dinosaur, I dread to think that I'm that slimey one-celled organism not ready to leave the sea. Unlikely since I can't swim. So I'm definitely a hag. But not a hagfish.
 
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