way OT: aardvarks are not the same as anteaters

Wow, a spam thread and no one invites me? Look at my post count and join date :teeth: Well, consider this spam. <Insert Monty Python Spam skit here>
 
Silence, earth pigs! The anti-spammer has arrived. Give me all your superfluous posts so that I may incorporate them into 1% of all hamburgers.
 
Neely022 said:
Silence, earth pigs! The anti-spammer has arrived. Give me all your superfluous posts so that I may incorporate them into 1% of all hamburgers.

The anti-spammer is a spammer?!? Does this mean the anti-conformist is a conformist? Oh the implications!!
 
Zarhrezz said:
The pink ones can fly though. Just like pigs. I think it has something to do with being pink.

I also heard that the ones that can fly also have claws and swap down and catch their prey (pigs, lions, dogs, and other "small mammals" like whales and such)
 
Drazhar Khan said:
and hamsters cannot fly.

Not true. Several experiments involving a tin can cannon and a hamster have proven hamsters can "fly" short distances, or until they hit a tree.
 
For the ever growing least of useless knowledge:

- Elephants are the only animals with 4 knees.
- All bears are letf-handed.
 
To think, I didn't know any of that.

And, FTR, I still have no freekin' idea WHAT Boli's platypus joke was about. :scratch:
 
Motorcyles don't have doors.
*But side cars do*
Does a bear **** in the woods.
*Polar bears don't*

Faster than a japanese sumo wrestler slingshot.

Thanks.
 
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