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Man resurrected after seventy eighty minutes under, sources tell us he has insight into the mystical beyond.
Interview at mans home in Jacksonville, FL.
Steph: "This is Stephanie Kralevich reporting live here at the mans home. Tell us about your experience Henry."
Henry Weinhert: "Well you see Steph. God informed me that eternity isn't exactly set up yet, theres about a 3 trillion year estimated wait. But the good news if we all get to have alittle fun while we wait."
Steph: "This sounds intriguing! What kind of fun do you mean?"
Henry Weinhert: "Well he has given us all a white room for waiting, equiped with 79 inch 1280 HD Television. Now he can't keep coming back to entertain us, cause eternity takes alot of his time and effort. But..."
Steph: "But what Henry?"
Weinhert: "Well i came to realize that he gave us 5 video games and a pet of our choice to `pass the time`. Sadly i didn't take enough effort when i was young to enjoy video games so the ones that were lotted to me were;
Beauty and the Beast - NES
Space Jam - Sega Saturn
Tony Hawk - Game Boy Color
Sim Ant - Computer
And Frogger - Intellivision"
Steph: "Oh S*&%T, i need to go play some better games!"
Henry: "Wait, you didn't even ask me what animal i chose!?"
So? If you could have any 5 games, for trillions of years.
What would they be?
And becareful, Because we don't know if God is a pokemon fan...
Also, choose one animal, never gets old, never dies.
My Answers
1. Skate 2 - Infinite Replayability at it's best.
2. Diablo 2 - Of course? After a trillion years i might wipe my stashes and start over.
3. GTA IV - If i miss the real world, this is what i would imagine it's like in a few years anyway.
4. L4D II - Tough decision, but i want a FPS in my list. Wonder if our Room has XBLive?
5. Still pondering... But FF7 Is sounding tempting, especially since i havn't played it yet... Might as well get around to it in death.
Pet Animal: Velociraptor named Elvis.
Man resurrected after seventy eighty minutes under, sources tell us he has insight into the mystical beyond.
Interview at mans home in Jacksonville, FL.
Steph: "This is Stephanie Kralevich reporting live here at the mans home. Tell us about your experience Henry."
Henry Weinhert: "Well you see Steph. God informed me that eternity isn't exactly set up yet, theres about a 3 trillion year estimated wait. But the good news if we all get to have alittle fun while we wait."
Steph: "This sounds intriguing! What kind of fun do you mean?"
Henry Weinhert: "Well he has given us all a white room for waiting, equiped with 79 inch 1280 HD Television. Now he can't keep coming back to entertain us, cause eternity takes alot of his time and effort. But..."
Steph: "But what Henry?"
Weinhert: "Well i came to realize that he gave us 5 video games and a pet of our choice to `pass the time`. Sadly i didn't take enough effort when i was young to enjoy video games so the ones that were lotted to me were;
Beauty and the Beast - NES
Space Jam - Sega Saturn
Tony Hawk - Game Boy Color
Sim Ant - Computer
And Frogger - Intellivision"
Steph: "Oh S*&%T, i need to go play some better games!"
Henry: "Wait, you didn't even ask me what animal i chose!?"
So? If you could have any 5 games, for trillions of years.
What would they be?
And becareful, Because we don't know if God is a pokemon fan...
Also, choose one animal, never gets old, never dies.
My Answers
1. Skate 2 - Infinite Replayability at it's best.
2. Diablo 2 - Of course? After a trillion years i might wipe my stashes and start over.
3. GTA IV - If i miss the real world, this is what i would imagine it's like in a few years anyway.
4. L4D II - Tough decision, but i want a FPS in my list. Wonder if our Room has XBLive?
5. Still pondering... But FF7 Is sounding tempting, especially since i havn't played it yet... Might as well get around to it in death.
Pet Animal: Velociraptor named Elvis.
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