The Vanilla (Ice) mafia round -Sign ups-

Re: The Vanilla (Ice) mafia round -Sign ups-

If that is not a mafia tell, I don't know what is.

Vote: wickedswami
 
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You're always gonna have problems lifting a body in one piece. Apparently the best thing to do is cut up a corpse into six pieces and pile it all together. And when you got your six pieces, you gotta get rid of them, because it's no good leaving it in the deep freeze for your mum to discover, now is it? Then I hear the best thing to do is feed them to pigs. You got to starve the pigs for a few days, then the sight of a chopped-up body will look like curry to a pisshead. You gotta shave the heads of your victims, and pull the teeth out for the sake of the piggies' digestion. You could do this afterwards, of course, but you don't want to go sievin' through pig ****, now do you? They will go through bone like butter. You need at least sixteen pigs to finish the job in one sitting, so be wary of any man who keeps a pig farm. They will go through a body that weighs 200 pounds in about eight minutes. That means that a single pig can consume two pounds of uncooked flesh every minute. Hence the expression, "as greedy as a pig".

Vote: wickedswami


 
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Thanks for the invite TC but i'm going to pass on this one aswell. I will read through it in bits tho and i'm sure it will be another good game.
 
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Vote: LozWhatsittheWhatever

Stupid damn screen name.

Count me in.
I hope I don't get deluged by work part way through, though. I'll do my best to be active for all the time I'm alive (i.e. during the sign-up and up to when I am NK'd, just before Day 1 starts). :thumbup:
 
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15 players so far. That means we could start Wednesday evening with a night phase if everyone is OK with that.
 
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Can we start with a bar phase first? I could use a drink.
 
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15 players so far. That means we could start Wednesday evening with a night phase if everyone is OK with that.

I'm up for it. But, evening according to which time zone? I'm sure we're all scattered across the continents.



 
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Gorny, I was old when your grandsire's grandsire was a babe in arms.

Yeah, milk for me, please. And a straw, a curly one.
 
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*Hands Loz a glass of warm milk with a curly straw(1)*


1- Milk is fresh from an undisclosed dairy source in Katy, Texas.

<grin>

Ah ... waitaminute ... bleuch ...

<grin>

:coffee:



 
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