The Noodle Compound V. 2.0

Turns out you can't donate somebody else's body to science. Glad I checked first. And they ask tons of questions.
 
Noodle said:
Turns out you can't donate somebody else's body to science. Glad I checked first. And they ask tons of questions.
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Good to know.

I have a freezer that needs to be emptied. I can't even fit in a box of popsicles anymore. I have to eat them all before they thaw. I get brain freeze by the 3rd popsicle.

Will they pick up curbside?
 
Leopold Stotch said:
Does anyone else wonder who had sex with Goofy in order to get his son, Max? I mean it is true Disney tradition that one parent is dead but... Who is this mysterious woman that Goofy mounted?? 🤔🤔🤔
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He purchased Max on the Dark Web using Bitcoin. Goofy was an early adopter and speculator. He is worth billions now. I hear his holdings are even more than the Winklevoss twins.

I do recall old toons from like the 40's or 50's where Goofy was married but I think they divorced after a few episodes.
 
Leopold Stotch said:
Does anyone else wonder who had sex with Goofy in order to get his son, Max? I mean it is true Disney tradition that one parent is dead but... Who is this mysterious woman that Goofy mounted?? 🤔🤔🤔
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Well theres the story of Minnie getting ploughed by Goody off camera. Supposedly Mickey couldn't get it going ...
 
We know Goofy had a torrid fling with Clarabelle, but she's a cow. Max may be some sort of unholy hybrid never meant to exist on this green earth, like Nickelback.

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Gorny said:
Well theres the story of Minnie getting ploughed by Goody off camera. Supposedly Mickey couldn't get it going ...
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Mickey took cuck vids of the encounter and posted them on Pornhub.
 
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