Re: The Noodle Compound
Last Will and Testament of one Leopold Stotch:
*ahem*
"Should Leopold Stotch die in a freak zombie accident or if a supposed Rapture comes before or during the weekend of May 21st-22nd and in the event she does not return to the forums or Texas...
Mikachu gets my room in the Noodle Compound, complete with comfy pillow-top mattress and royal purple blankies.
Trionth receives a year's worth of free tomatoes from the local market and gets to take some with him to college. Good luck, little buddy! You're gonna go far, kid. :thumbup: Speaking of college, you can also have my beloved Thesaurus/Dictionary and all of my loose-leaf paper (which is a lot). it will help you with your essays and lessen the load for school supply shopping.
Be sure Laarz and Boogyman19946 get my only two pairs of wooly mammoth socks and my Tetris PlayStation game. (They need to play each other and see who the better Tetris player is)
LozHinge the Unhinged gets my PowerPuff Girl dolls, my PPG Playstation game, and pillowcase, and my gold aviators. (You gotta look more BA when you're with the Red Beauty.)
Gorny gets my pissed-on purple ballet flats (if he does not remember these shoes, he urinated on them in one game when i mentioned "You pee on someone's shoes the wrong way and you're mafia!") (something like that), my stripper pole, and my Lego Batman figurines (which is the Joker, Robin, and i DID have a Batman somewhere. He's been misplaced for about three years now).
Noodle receives my beanie collection (it's a decent sized collection) as well as my big bottle of Captain Morgan's silver rum.
TurbulentTurtle gets any and all Pokemon figures/stuffed dolls i have (which should only be Wobbuffet, but i might have some hidden) and my large pen collection.
Dredd gets my red wig, Barbara (he'll know who Barbara is), my sugar buttons, and a copy of all of the ****ty stories/poems i have ever written. Marahumm keeps the actual copy.
Technomancer receives my heavy metal CDs (even the ****ty ones he probably won't like) and my Little Box of Butters DVD set.
ThunderCat receives my lifetime supply of Vanilla Coke, my vampire movies, and my purple lighter.
Noammr receives my lifetime supply of Dr. Pepper and my taco casserole, enchilada, and homemade guacamole recipe.
Zhao_Yue gets a bag of potatoes i have hidden somewhere in the Compound and my Canada hoodie. it's REALLY warm and very comfy too.
BobCox2 gets any tiger doll i have hidden away, my cans of :spam: , and a never-opened bottle of tequila that is in my Compound closet.
DoomBoy receives my other stripper pole and body shot glasses (for when he goes to the gentlemen's club.)
Bad Ash receives the chainsaw in the garage as well as the keys to a bus i have parked in a secret garage that only Mara knows the location.
Flubbucket gets every bucket/basket i own and all of my alcohol.
the Vivacious Vivi gets my book collection and my rain hat to cover her hair when it rains.
Luckymofo gets all my PS3 games and he has to finish Secret of Mana for me.
SonataArctica receives my Comeback Kid album (you'll probably hate it.
), my bar drink recipe book, and my mad bartending skills.
Spudnik (if reading this) receives my vacation time and a potato from Zhao's collection. He has to go to Ireland to plant it for no particular reason.
Korialstrasz receives my glass tobacco pipe, my teddy bears (except Shaggy Dave. You can't have him), and my window ledge garden box full of daisies.
KremBanan receives my porn collection (sorry, guys) and my edible body powder.
Feysal gets my Little Book of Logic, my terrycloth robe to keep him warm in the winter, and my coffee mugs of mermaids.
Asrrin gets my book of astronomy and a kaleidoscope.
Wickedswami receives my stuffed cow toy and my flower crown complete with ribbons.
nurman gets my "Dat ***" poster, my wireless mouse (altho his is much better than mine, but just in case) and my Mad Hatter Hat.
Krazeyivan gets my police badge, handcuffs, and minature windmill lamp that says "Death Miller" on it.
Ankeli receives my life jacket and my growing plant in the backyard. i think it's a massive weed, but it's the only green thing in the yard. take care of it, buddy.
Sathoris, Uraj, Goryani, Zarniwoop get my uneaten pizza in the fridge (it's a day old), my magnet letters, and my four minature cowboy hats (idk why i have them, but i do) and four stuffed toys/figurines: Sath gets my Gir doll, Uraj gets my white seal, Gory gets my purple teddy bear, and Zarni gets my killer whale. while im at it... Noodle, i have a minature stuffed owl named PH (Pigwidgeon-Hedwig). you push her belly and she makes a little magic sound.
In case anyone has been forgotten from the list (it is late, this is a complete joke and i tried to think of everyone i have gotten to know in my brief amount of time here... yes, i know i am wasting my energy but i think some people will get a kick out of this, esp. the secret jokes and i apologize deeply if i have forgotten your name. it's not that you are not important (you are), i just ran out of time), Marahumm will divide the rest of my belongings equally to everyone. My belongings include my toothbrush, my razors for my legs, my black nail polish, my empty diaries, my feather mask, lace gloves, my garters, my minature pirate ship, and my rubber duckies, Casey and Balls (altho, i better expect you to have kept the cat, Marahumm... >.O), my lighthouse blanket, and my many pairs of shoes.
To everyone, add this to your list of "goodies" : A boot to the head.
Sincerely,
Leopold Stotch."
Last Will and Testament of one Leopold Stotch:
*ahem*
"Should Leopold Stotch die in a freak zombie accident or if a supposed Rapture comes before or during the weekend of May 21st-22nd and in the event she does not return to the forums or Texas...
Mikachu gets my room in the Noodle Compound, complete with comfy pillow-top mattress and royal purple blankies.
Trionth receives a year's worth of free tomatoes from the local market and gets to take some with him to college. Good luck, little buddy! You're gonna go far, kid. :thumbup: Speaking of college, you can also have my beloved Thesaurus/Dictionary and all of my loose-leaf paper (which is a lot). it will help you with your essays and lessen the load for school supply shopping.
Be sure Laarz and Boogyman19946 get my only two pairs of wooly mammoth socks and my Tetris PlayStation game. (They need to play each other and see who the better Tetris player is)
LozHinge the Unhinged gets my PowerPuff Girl dolls, my PPG Playstation game, and pillowcase, and my gold aviators. (You gotta look more BA when you're with the Red Beauty.
)Gorny gets my pissed-on purple ballet flats (if he does not remember these shoes, he urinated on them in one game when i mentioned "You pee on someone's shoes the wrong way and you're mafia!") (something like that), my stripper pole, and my Lego Batman figurines (which is the Joker, Robin, and i DID have a Batman somewhere. He's been misplaced for about three years now).
Noodle receives my beanie collection (it's a decent sized collection) as well as my big bottle of Captain Morgan's silver rum.
TurbulentTurtle gets any and all Pokemon figures/stuffed dolls i have (which should only be Wobbuffet, but i might have some hidden) and my large pen collection.
Dredd gets my red wig, Barbara (he'll know who Barbara is), my sugar buttons, and a copy of all of the ****ty stories/poems i have ever written. Marahumm keeps the actual copy.
Technomancer receives my heavy metal CDs (even the ****ty ones he probably won't like) and my Little Box of Butters DVD set.
ThunderCat receives my lifetime supply of Vanilla Coke, my vampire movies, and my purple lighter.
Noammr receives my lifetime supply of Dr. Pepper and my taco casserole, enchilada, and homemade guacamole recipe.
Zhao_Yue gets a bag of potatoes i have hidden somewhere in the Compound and my Canada hoodie. it's REALLY warm and very comfy too.
BobCox2 gets any tiger doll i have hidden away, my cans of :spam: , and a never-opened bottle of tequila that is in my Compound closet.
DoomBoy receives my other stripper pole and body shot glasses (for when he goes to the gentlemen's club.
)Bad Ash receives the chainsaw in the garage as well as the keys to a bus i have parked in a secret garage that only Mara knows the location.
Flubbucket gets every bucket/basket i own and all of my alcohol.
the Vivacious Vivi gets my book collection and my rain hat to cover her hair when it rains.
Luckymofo gets all my PS3 games and he has to finish Secret of Mana for me.
SonataArctica receives my Comeback Kid album (you'll probably hate it.
), my bar drink recipe book, and my mad bartending skills. Spudnik (if reading this) receives my vacation time and a potato from Zhao's collection. He has to go to Ireland to plant it for no particular reason.
Korialstrasz receives my glass tobacco pipe, my teddy bears (except Shaggy Dave. You can't have him), and my window ledge garden box full of daisies.
KremBanan receives my porn collection (sorry, guys) and my edible body powder.
Feysal gets my Little Book of Logic, my terrycloth robe to keep him warm in the winter, and my coffee mugs of mermaids.
Asrrin gets my book of astronomy and a kaleidoscope.
Wickedswami receives my stuffed cow toy and my flower crown complete with ribbons.
nurman gets my "Dat ***" poster, my wireless mouse (altho his is much better than mine, but just in case) and my Mad Hatter Hat.
Krazeyivan gets my police badge, handcuffs, and minature windmill lamp that says "Death Miller" on it.
Ankeli receives my life jacket and my growing plant in the backyard. i think it's a massive weed, but it's the only green thing in the yard. take care of it, buddy.
Sathoris, Uraj, Goryani, Zarniwoop get my uneaten pizza in the fridge (it's a day old), my magnet letters, and my four minature cowboy hats (idk why i have them, but i do) and four stuffed toys/figurines: Sath gets my Gir doll, Uraj gets my white seal, Gory gets my purple teddy bear, and Zarni gets my killer whale. while im at it... Noodle, i have a minature stuffed owl named PH (Pigwidgeon-Hedwig). you push her belly and she makes a little magic sound.
In case anyone has been forgotten from the list (it is late, this is a complete joke and i tried to think of everyone i have gotten to know in my brief amount of time here... yes, i know i am wasting my energy but i think some people will get a kick out of this, esp. the secret jokes and i apologize deeply if i have forgotten your name. it's not that you are not important (you are), i just ran out of time), Marahumm will divide the rest of my belongings equally to everyone. My belongings include my toothbrush, my razors for my legs, my black nail polish, my empty diaries, my feather mask, lace gloves, my garters, my minature pirate ship, and my rubber duckies, Casey and Balls (altho, i better expect you to have kept the cat, Marahumm... >.O), my lighthouse blanket, and my many pairs of shoes.
To everyone, add this to your list of "goodies" : A boot to the head.
Sincerely,
Leopold Stotch."
