The Noodle Compound V. 2.0

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Grabs trionth and strings him from a fishing pole above pirhana infested water.

You're such a kind, gentle, and subtle person, always willing to spread the happiness. I'm glad we get treated so well on this compound.

*revs chainsaw and runs around with it*


 
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Attaches Mikachu to the end of the rope and dangles her feet just above the water, several pirhana swim to the surface in anticipation of a snack.
 
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There's a lot of Pirhana. That or they have super appetites. They just had a 220# meal, how are they hungry for a small Mikachu?
 
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It sounds like Gorny would feed the pirhanas better. Why on earth would the want 90lb Mikachu? No no, it'll have to be Gorny.

*using double jointedness unties self and ninjas out, then ties Gorny up and leaves to die*

I feel better now.
 
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