The Noodle Compound V. 2.0

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There was once quite a spam doll,
Leo she was, if at all,
She dished out the grub,
But was hot in the tub,
and rolled in a rug,
She purred like a cub,
whenever her buttons were tugged.

:cloud9: :cloud9: :cloud9: :cloud9:

so sweeeet... thank you. :loving:

Wow! Poetry hour in the compound.

No posting on my wall while I'm working ;)

oops. :D :hammerhead:

There was a young lady from Bude
Who went for a swim in the pond
A man in a punt
Stuck his pole in the water
And said, "You can't swim here, it's Private."

Thank you, you're a marvellous audience, I'm here all week.

Edit: <waves at Ms Leo>

:wave: :wave: :wave:

i suck at poetry. okay, it's not my forte. i have written, imo, three awesome poems and two i have, the other one is on a hard drive that i am unsure i can get to. :\

let's see....

I love many a different men
Especially the ones in the Den
But no one can quite compare
To people in the Compound lair.

There was a man in green
by the name of Gorny "the Mean"
He had no mean bone in his body
He was just a tough but sweet Moddy

Then there was a turtle by the name of Turb
He plunged toilets and spinning was his fave verb
He went away to school to earn a degree
He wants to play games and live free

There was Kimiko, shy and meek
but a good friend one seeks
Talented at stationery and drawing
I hope i'm not overdoing the fawning

I remember Vivi from the Off-Topic
Colorful like a marker from Copic.
She is witty, funny, gracious and bright
I'll name a star after her tonight.

Speaking of copic
and not to switch topic
Kimi, did you see there
how awesome they are
for Gandalf the Grey?

http://attachments.conceptart.org/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=267336&stc=1&d=1198846104

Expensive as hell but worth every cent
I wish I could do stuff this epic and be heaven-sent
Where was I? Oh yes...
I can't forget about the rest!

When I got to talking with Laarz
His true self took me by surprise!
I couldn't believe it but it's true
He's wise and certainly no fool.

Didn't quite rhyme the way i wanted it to
But it makes sense! At least it's not poo!
This is getting worse and worse
Should I stop ahead and quit my verse?

LozHinge the Unhinged used to be an unlucky fellow
He was killed first in the games and his name is yellow
He rides a beautiful red Ducati late at night
I wanna go with him and test my might.

Spudnik, Trionth, and Mikachu are "gone"
Rather they don't post often and neither are named John
I do miss them, but I keep in touch
I'll see them in my dreams, tradition it is such.

Who could forget the day Kestegs infiltrated the Compound?
Who let him in and how is it he found
this mighty place of spam, silliness, and goof?
He is one of a kind, such a lovable doof.

Luckymofo lost his hat and became one Malevar
His name sorta reminds me of a chocolate candy bar
Friendly guy, a little shy
Total hardcore gamer that doesn't get high. :D

"Dreddthulu" is a mysterious man to many
He frightens all but little Mandy
And while I did not meet him here
the legacy of Batman and Robin still adhere.

But let's not forget the man that this place is named after!
Afterall, none of this would exist, neither would our laughter.
Noodle, you are one awesome guy, we all know
We just don't want to end up in a rug and be forever known as John/Jane Doe!

*drinks water*

how was that? Did i forget anyone?
If i did I am sorry and I do owe you one.
Great I can't stop talking in verse
Gorny, Dredd, SOMEONE kiss me and remove this curse!


 
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^-^
Ssshweeet> I liked that. :)

Night all!
 
Thanks Leo :)

I'm glad that you enjoyed writing it.
Another long day. I'm thinking that bed sounds pretty good right now.
 
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Gorny, Dredd, SOMEONE kiss me and remove this curse!

Aw, somebody needs kiiiiisssseeesss.

In my opinion there are many things worse
Than composing all of one's posts into verse.
But being a Mod, I'll see what I can do,
But only for you (I have a reputation to maintain, etc, etc).

Come here... come on. Don't be shy, I don't bite... hard. *wraps arms around Leo nice and snug*

Close your eyes. No peeking! No laughin' either. Kisses are very serious business. *pokes ribs*

You laughed! Naughty girl. Hold still!

*kisses Leo's nose* See? I missed 'cause you didn't. Hold. Still. *nibble*

Done gigglin' now? You sure? Okay, we'll start over then.

*kisses Leo's forehead* There's one for the butcher....

*kisses Leo's left eye* One for the baker....

*kisses Leo's right eye* One for the candlestick maker....

*kisses Leo's left cheek* One for the freckles....

*kisses Leo's right cheek* Two for the freckles....

*kisses Leo's nose* Three... you've got a lot of freckles! *eskimo kiss*

*pecks Leo on the lips* A nice kiss for Little Mandy. Aaaaaand....

*cradles Leo's face and gives her the hottest, tongue-iest, neckiest, noisiest and wettest minute-long toe-curling kiss... ever*

*Ever!*

/whisper "And that was one for this dirty old son-of-a...."

*glances at the rest of the compound*

"...PREACHER! Piss off, I'm lifting a curse here!"

Oh and by the way, according to De Vermis Mysteriis, the ritual will only be complete if we all now pile on top of her and tickle her 'till she farts.



 
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*stands there, red as a tomato*

*opens mouth*

*closes again*

*opens and tries to speak*

*no words*

*blushes harder*

*can't stop smiling or laughing*

*rubs back of hot neck*

*shrugs*

*covers huge-*** grin with fingers*

*blushes more*

EDIT: I do have something to say actually, but in private. :) A lady does not kiss and tell, I'll just say.

and thank you. That was exactly what I needed but I didn't think you'd do it here.
 
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aw, Kegs. :( You're married so i don't think i can kiss you, but i can do this!! :D

*glomps harder on Kegs*

*knocks him down*

if i broke a rib, im sorry! I'm not fat, but I think i underestimate my strength sometimes. >.>

*snuggles*

*squeezes limbs tightly*

*sighs contently*

"MWAH!"

:D
 
Daawwww! Thanks!

*looks down*

*kicks at dirt*

Wife isn't feeling well, I'm not going to be getting any passionate kisses anytime too soon.
 
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