The Noodle Compound V. 2.0
- Thread starter Gorny1
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*streeeeetch* Oh my! What a good nap and busy Xmas!!
How is everyone?
*hugs to everyone*
How is everyone?
*hugs to everyone*
djmbbandie
Well-known member
I need a cake cause you missed my birthday. But good.
Yeah very quiet these days....What has happened to the forums, stumpy doesn't like.
How is everyone?
I am well
Oh you really don't want to say that when I'm about to sneeze.
korialstraz
New member
I think the right question Bob is have you been able to not fart while sneezing? >_>
I frighten my students when I sneeze. In fact I frighten them twice with it, as it often involves repeating, violent sneezing, and then me swearing and exclaiming it's been enough.
korialstraz
New member
I'd laugh my ass off you you'd been my teacher.
Be glad I'm not a teacher! There's not enough books involved in teaching these days.I'd laugh my ass off you you'd been my teacher.
Sneezing is a good subject. I read somewhere it's healthier to sneeze to the full. Even if it wasn't I would, my mother hated me doing that as she insisted you had to hold it in, which always made her sound like she was playing a bad case of Monopoly*)
But that would sound bitter, so whenever someone asks I say it's to compensate a lack of orgasms, as I also read somewhere that orgasms and sneezing are the only two activities that you do with your entire body. Not sure if it's true though.**)
*) Holding it in so badly it came out sounding as "hutje", which roughly translates as "small cabin", and you can only have so many of those in your house.
**) I prefer sneezing, obviously.
