OT Thread! : "All your post count are belong to me" der=

[Mad Mantis]

he's a druid! get him, boys!

Who told you I play a Rancid Dog? Who?

Besides you're a Dr00d too. And a Pally and a Zon and a Sin and a Baba.

bah, I can make him masturbate.

He still won't imitate a shicken. Can we kill him for it?











BTW does anybody know a way to build some stamina really fast.

 

[Ash Housewares1]

battle orders, vigor, increase stamina, stamina potions, stamina shrines, aldur boots

 

[Mad Mantis]

battle orders, vigor, increase stamina, stamina potions, stamina shrines, aldur boots

My local dealer laughed at the pots and the shoe store laughed at the boots.

So I'm guessing I'm just going on the treadmill. Hoped there was a better and more fun way. I hate running.

 

[Necrochild313]

Practice more = more stamina. More practice = more stamina at whatever your trying to do, that goes with everything mefinks.

and the chicken can't imitate shicken, as its chicken, and chicken will never be shicken.

 

[Mad Mantis]

Practice more = more stamina. More practice = more stamina at whatever your trying to do, that goes with everything mefinks.

Yeah, but I can only kickbox once a week sometimes twice. I can fitness a lot more. So I can build some stamina while fitnissing to help me while kickboxing.

and the chicken can't imitate shicken, as its chicken, and chicken will never be shicken.

im·i·tate ( P )
tr.v. im·i·tat·ed, im·i·tat·ing, im·i·tates
To use or follow as a model.

1. To copy the actions, appearance, mannerisms, or speech of; mimic: amused friends by imitating the teachers.
2. To copy or use the style of: brushwork that imitates Rembrandt.
3. To copy exactly; reproduce.
4. To appear like; resemble.

So he just needs "To appear like; resemble." a shicken. Not actually be one.

 

[RabidWaffle]

id like to see a chicken imitating shicken :stoned:

 

[Mad Mantis]

The ***** refuses. He just stands there imitating a Revive from Tomb Reaver.

 

[Necrochild313]

Well, for the chicken to imitate shicken you have to tell him to do the following things

"die"

the chicken dies, as all shicken is dead. Unless it is "sushi shicken", the kind that you eat when their still coloring in pictures. But this has been found to be unhealthy because the shicken is not cooked well, still has hair, and it's shoes might become caught in your throat. So therefore "die" is the appropriate command.

"leave me alone"

The chicken promptly goes jump in the oven. It returns when it is done cooking.

"poop"

The chicken gets into fetal position, much like the chicken you can buy from a grocery store, or shicken that went through 1st degree burns.

"masturbate"

the chicken comes up to you and you begin eating it, much like the proper etiquette with shicken. Since Burger King is family oriented the gory entrails from the self-cooked chicken are censored, as cooking yourself is about as effective as cutting your own hair.

 

[Mad Mantis]

cooking yourself is about as effective as cutting your own hair.

So skinheads are very effective at cooking themselves?

 

[Necrochild313]

So skinheads are very effective at cooking themselves?

Toche' MM, skinheads cut all of their HAIR OFF, not cutting it.

That would, in severity, be like burning a hole through jello while making it.

Not that being bad is a bald thing. Or rather being bald is a bad thing, just a simple comparison.

:wave: <-This smily is bald and he loves it.
:yep: <-this smily is happy and has hair

as you see it's a matter of being PC and equal and kissing everyone's *** to be elected. Then doing absolutely nothing while in office. Except for banging your secretary.

The cheese, being neither bald nor having hair, stands alone.

 

[Skips]

Did you know if you had your head in an oven and the lower half of your body in a freezer on average you would be perfectly fine?

 

[Necrochild313]

Did you know if you had your head in an oven and the lower half of your body in a freezer on average you would be perfectly fine?

you would be as fine as a half microwaved popsicle could be.

 

[Patsy]

OMFG Dr. Evil si tres cool!

But why the change from Patsy? You Sir, are a complicated induvidual.

It's just a phase that I go through, MM, sort of like how Ash changes his around. I'm thinking of 'Potsy' to counter his 'Fonz'.

Hello there, Arthur! :wave:

Anyway...

Cats can take a beating. A friend of mine once accidentally ran over a cat with his car. He thought the critter was dead, but took him to the vet anyway. The vet examined the cat and concluded that it was not dead and that it had been ran over twice. Once by my friend and once by another person.

Yes, back when I was a child back in the 1960's (yes, an uncle of mine was a hippy... sheesh), I saw what was 'left' of a cat that was ran over by a bus. It was still alive. Oy, the image still haunts me to this day. It wasn't pretty AT ALL. Yes, cats are very tough.

-Patsy
"Mini-Me, Stop humping the laser beam."

 

[Necrochild313]

Bah, who wants cookies?

 

[Mad Mantis]

Did you know if you had your head in an oven and the lower half of your body in a freezer on average you would be perfectly fine?

If you were to compress the left half of your body and elongate the right half of your body, technically nothing changed. You would be dead, but nothing changed.

It's just a phase that I go through, MM, sort of like how Ash changes his around.

Just don't start wearing sandals and woollen socks.

Bah, who wants cookies?

Are they Mexican Bayou Cookies?

 

[TheKbob]

In my youth back in the 1990s, I had a paper-route where during one month in July, I had a time elapsed video so to speak of a dead cat getting flatter and flatter each day I passed it.

~Kbob

 

[Lyte_Hammer]

In my youth back in the 1990s, I had a paper-route where during one month in July, I had a time elapsed video so to speak of a dead cat getting flatter and flatter each day I passed it.

~Kbob

you weren't exactly what they would call "normal" were you?

 

[RabidWaffle]

you weren't exactly what they would call "normal" were you?

who here is normal anyway?

 

[Skips]

who here is normal anyway?

what is normal? and if its conformity, then **** that.

 

[TheKbob]

There is no normal, just conformity.

We are a herd species I feel, but there are always the odd ones out and with 6 billion of us, alot of odd ones.

~Kbob