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What are you waiting for?
Go and get that beer soldier! :drink: :drink: :drink: :drink:
Go and get that beer soldier! :drink: :drink: :drink: :drink:
Just give the cat some "flying lessons". He'll get the idea pretty fast.
Mad Mantis said:
Mmm'kay. :cheesy:
Anyway, just spritz the cat with a squirt gun, and make sure it has a few drops of lemon juice or vinegar in it (just drops!), and make sure that it actually *sprays*, not squirts. That sound is more like a hissing sound that cats recognize as a 'bad thing'.
-Patsy
"No, Mini-Me, we do not gnaw on the kit-ty. No, not even a little."
Hehe you sound like my dad.Mad Mantis said:
The cats are cool they're crap just stinks. :cheesy:
I do not wish to injure them.
That 'Lemon spritz' trick sounds worth a try to apply apt discipline when needed. My little cat ate my sons mashed peas the other day. The young man's first meal outside of cereal and milk, and the cat jumps in it. :shakes the head:
Hey I get Americansingles notices in my e-mail and some mildly good looking girl came up on my 'search' who is "really into big trucks and drag racing", from South Carolina....I found it strange kinda.
Maybe some chick will come up on search and say "I play D2 every day and post on the .net forums. I playbarbscuztheyfun and assasins are cool. If your not a newb e-mail and we can go out."
Allright enough of all that...:bow:
Patsy said:
OMFG Dr. Evil si tres cool!
But why the change from Patsy? You Sir, are a complicated induvidual.
I slept in a horse once. It was quite roomy. On second thought, it was the Ritz.
I also made a Marzipan voodoo effigy of The Fonz while I was in coma after smoking some Peruvian prayer hash, but who at the end of the day can honestly say they haven't done that?
Is he socially unacceptable? Does he give off too much of a creepy Oompa-Loompa Vibe?
Beatboxer said:
Cats can take a beating. A friend of mine once accidentally ran over a cat with his car. He thought the critter was dead, but took him to the vet anyway. The vet examined the cat and concluded that it was not dead and that it had been ran over twice. Once by my friend and once by another person.
TheKbob said:
I love those cats as well! :evil:
Necrochild313
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I say we just eat all of the animals and then raise their bones as humble servants.
Such a plan suits me.
Such a plan suits me.
It is awfully hard to pet a Skeleton. Something just doesn't feel right. Besides Dogs already are humble servants.
Necrochild313
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Bah, puppies just wimper and hump your leg.
And skeletons are better because they don't REQUIRE petting, they just stand next to you lifelessly like a statue.
Until it's time to "fetch" of course
And skeletons are better because they don't REQUIRE petting, they just stand next to you lifelessly like a statue.
Until it's time to "fetch" of course
The purpose of a pet is to be petted(?). It helps me too relax if I pet my dog. I tried it on the skeleton of a badger, but a skeleton just isn't the same.
That is really weird. Kbob, how do you find these things?
The chicken doesn't do everything you want. I told it to imitate a shicken and be eaten by a sombrero wearing nuclear frog.
The chicken doesn't do everything you want. I told it to imitate a shicken and be eaten by a sombrero wearing nuclear frog.
You are scaring me with your weirdness. :scared:
I'm going to kickbox practice. :wave:
I'm going to kickbox practice. :wave:
Ash Housewares1
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Mad Mantis said:
he's a druid! get him, boys!
Ash Housewares1
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TheKbob said:
he just keeps making himself into a pillow sandwich
now he's singing, and disco dancing!
but he won't get me a beer or do an impression of the Fonz, so **** him
Necrochild313
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bah, I can make him masturbate.
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