OT: The Afterhorker

[Zylo]

Honey, I Horked the Kids

 

[Kimppi]

If it bleeds, we can hork it.

 

[krischan]

I'm still waiting for a witty Limerick.

 

[ThomasJohnsen]

Lonesome Afterhorker
Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Afterhorkers
Naked Afterhorker
Back to the Afterhorker

#EDIT:
Or series:
How I met your Afterhorker
Family Afterhorker
Twin Afterhorkers

 

[Fabian]

Everybody's Got Something To Hide Except Me And My Afterhorker

 

[Kestegs]

The princess afterhorker
Afterhorkers of glory
Bravehorker
Afterhorker dynamite
The ghost and Mr afterhorker
Back to the afterhorker

Great, now I can Swype afterhorker on my phone...

 

[Gripphon1]

 

[thefranklin]

No "Weekend at Afterhorker's?"
Or "Weekend at Afterhorker's 2?"

Then Elaine would have to say:
ELAINE: (at TV screen) Afterhorker is dead, you moron! (frustration) Just because
he's wearing sunglasses he looks alive?! (picks up video box) Ugh, how long
is this weekend, anyway? (reads from label) Ugh!

A few others:
Black Afterhorker Down
Finding Afterhorker
The Afterhorker Identity
Blue Collar Afterhorker Tour
The Afterhorker Effect
Cloudy with a Chance of Afterhorking
Afterhorking and Confused
Afterhorker at the Gates
Afterhorkers of New York
Kiss of the Afterhorker
Afterhorker's 11
The Usual Afterhorkers

Great Thread!

 

[pharphis]

Item Finding Afterhorker

FTFY

 

[thefranklin]

FTFY

That is not acceptable. I would have allowed a fix to "Afterhorking Nemo," Simply "Horking Nemo" sounds cruel and would also be unacceptable.

 

[Swamigoon]

The most interesting Afterhorker in the world:

 

[Gripphon1]

 

[zticazzy]

I horked bad puns from this thread

 

[ThomasJohnsen]

A duck, a rabbi and an afterhorker walks into a bar....

 

[logoutzero]

She delivered after only 6 hours of labor, but the afterhork was tough!

 

[maareek]

I'm still waiting for a Limerick.

Horkin's a treat
And quite the feat
The Council whines
Complains and opines
As blade hits seat

Council members are ever so horkable
With meat like a cow - so forkable
From a quick hack and slash, or whirl and twirl
You've a campside treat for every boy and girl
But froz breaks corpses cause sorcable

I'm still waiting for a witty Limerick.

Crap.

 

[BBS_Agonistes1]

Council members are ever so horkable
With meat like a cow - so forkable
From a quick hack and slash, or whirl and twirl
You've a campside treat for every boy and girl
But froz breaks corpses cause sorcable

There once was a barb in Travincal,
Whose skin was especially wrinkled.
He’d sought runes for so long
That his mind was long gone,
And his prostate would not let him tinkle.

 

[krischan]

Hmm, intonation pattern and rhymes still need improvement, but it's a start!

 

[BBS_Agonistes1]

Yes--sadly, "long" and "gone" are just an assonance, not technically a rhyme.

 

[ranagrande1]

This one barbarian dork
Found corpses that he could hork
When out of the blue,
He's eaten by Grue.
Travincal collides with Zork.