OT: The Afterhorker

nulio

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This happened:

<Uiniu>running a afterhorker with ~900 mf^^
<nulio>Afterhorker
<nulio>that would be a good name for a hollywood's blockbuster

What happened next is just silly and WE WANT MORE!

<Uiniu>Hitch 2 : Afterhorker
<Gripphon>Night of the Afterhorkers
<Gripphon>Lord of the Afterhorkers: fellowship of the afterhorkers
<Gripphon>green afterhorker
<Gripphon>forrest afterhorker
<Gripphon>afterhorkzilla
<Gripphon>kill afterhorker vol1
<Gripphon>afterhorker 2: judgement day
<Gripphon>alien vs afterhorker
<Gripphon>avengers 2: age of afterhorker
<Gripphon>afterhorker wars: a new hope
<Gripphon>The Afterhorker
<Uiniu>alien vs afterhorker is kinda x vs x or not?
<Gripphon>12 angry afterhorkers
<Gripphon>the good the bad and the afterhorker
<Gripphon>The afterhorker king
<Gripphon>afterhorker-e
<Gripphon>toy afterhorker
<Gripphon>stop spamming grip, agreed
<Gripphon>2001: an afterhorker odyssey
<Gripphon>how to train your afterhorker
<Gripphon>12 years an afterhorker
<Gripphon>million dollar afterhorker
<nulio>40 year old afterhorker
<nulio>afterhorker: a phantom menace
<Gripphon>one afterhorker over the cuckoo's nest
<nulio>fullmetalafterhorker
<Gripphon>lol agreed
<Gripphon>saving afterhorker ryan
<nulio>the afterhorker rises
<Gripphon>a million ways to afterhork in the west
<nulio>the afterhorker redemption
<nulio>schindler's afterhorker
<nulio>lol
<nulio>afterhorker club
<Uiniu>a 2s tomb
<Uiniu>well, better then nothing
<nulio>hey!
<nulio>either you add a movie or use the ift! :p
<nulio>we're serious about this
<nulio>lol
<Uiniu>The Tomb of the Afterhorker, now in 3d!
<nulio>afterhorker unchained
<nulio>afterhorker beauty
<nulio>Reservoir afterhorkers
<Uiniu>From After till Hork
...
<Uiniu>Clockwork Afterhork
<nulio>eternal horking of the of the spotless afterhorkker
<Gripphon>the amazing afterhorker
<Gripphon>afterhorker and afterhorkier 2
<Gripphon>need for afterhorker
<Uiniu> ... Aftergeddon - The Hork is coming
<Gripphon>teenage mutant ninja afterhorkers
<Uiniu>Afterhork Day
...
<Gripphon>afterhorker_
<Gripphon>as afterhorker, so afterhorker
...
<Gripphon>afterhorkerbusters
 
It was on IRC channel. Anyway gogogogo

The hork after afterhork
A for Afterhork
After hork panda
Afterlock Horkmes
Afterhork hard
Horkminator 3 - rise of the afterhorkers
Afterhorkers - hork of the Fallen
 
Who could forget these timeless classics? Some of my favorites include:
Nightmare on afterhorker st
The good the bad and the afterhorker
The titanic afterhorker
Afterhorker the fifth element
The fast and the furious afterhorker
Pretty afterhorkin' woman
The land before time and afterhorking
Big afterhorker in little China
 
"the land before time and afterhorking" is hilarious.

Is that, like, classic 1.00?

edit: Probably D1
 
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The Truth about Afterhorker
Reasonable Afterhorker

..here im just going trough movie titles, "Saving afterhorker ryan" made me explode :p:D
 
Afterhorkers of the Caribbean
Afterhorker Returns
Afterhorkers of the Galaxy
Underworld: Rise of the Afterhorkers
The Afterhorker Rises
SW: The Afterhorker Strikes Back
Me, Myself and the Afterhorker
Two and a Half Afterhorkers
Fifty Shades of the Afterhorker
The Afterhorker Files
The Strange Case of the Afterhorker
 
The usual afterhorkers
Two men and an afterhorker
Wild wild afterhorker
Afterhorker mountain

And my favourite:
Afterhorker in the woods
 
The Lord of the Afterhorkers: The Fellowship of the Afterhorker
The Lord of the Afterhorkers: The Two Afterhorkers
The Lord of the Afterhorkers: The Return of the Afterhorker
 
Dances with Afterhorkers
A.I. Afterhorker Intelligence
127 Horks
Hork Potter amd the Deathly Afterhorks
 
Afterhork me if you can
When After met Horker
The Shawshank Afterhorker
The assassination of Afterhorker by the Coward Afterhorker
The Afterhorker Bureau
 
License to afterhork
From Russia with afterhork
On his majesty's secret afterhork
Live and let afterhork
 
-Austin Powers: The Spy Who Horked Me.
-Afterhorker and the Beast
-Dr Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Afterhork the Bomb
-Afterhorker and the Holy Grail
-Afterhorkers <--Some of Kevin Bacon's best work
-Travincal Wars 5: The Afterhorker Strikes Back <---Some say the inclusion of Paladins in 1-3 invalidate them, making this actually Trav Wars 2.

I dunno, it seems to me like you're limiting this to just movies for no real reason, I mean Afterhorker is BIG, a real cultural phenomenon, and you can't just stop at movies with something of this magnitude, it's gonna branch out to everything.

Think about it, Afterhorker books:
-A Connecticut Afterhorker in King Arthur's Court
-Afterhorker Lost, Afterhorker Regained
-The Lion, the Witch and the Afterhorker
-The Afterhorker Strain
-The Afterhorker's Guide to the Galaxy
-I Have No Find Item and I Must Hork
-A Brief History of Afterhorking

My favorite possibility is all the new catchphrases for the Afterhorker you could shove into shows and movies for little to no reason.
-It's Elementary, my dear Afterhorker
-"Now get out there and win one for the Afterhorker."
-"Oh my God! They killed Afterhorker!"
-"Damnit Jim, I'm an Afterhorker, not a paladin."
-"Shut up. Just shut up. You had me at Afterhorker."
-"If you Afterhork it, they will come."
-"If we can hit that Afterhorker, the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate."
- Here's a good scene. Imagine we fade into a large room, we can make out pillars, and a shattered altar nearby a stairwell...it's Travincal! But in a shadowy corner there's a shape we can't make out, but it's on the phone. We hear the shape saying. "We have your Cham rune." Then, from the other end, "If you're looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money, but what I do have are a very particular set of skills. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you."

Seems like you're missing out on music as well. Life would be so much worse without Sir Elton John hammering away at his piano while belting out "Aft-Aft-Aft-After Horker and the Jets." And where would we be without those great breakthrough pop hits, complete with their own dances and impossible to forget hooks, like "Afterhorker Style?" Lastly, who can forget the timeless classic that brings tears to everyone's eyes? That immortal ballad sung by Gripgod to the Council members...

"And I-I-I-I will afterhork you! Oh, I will afterhork you!"

My apologies to Dolly Parton, Whitney Houston and, frankly, everyone everywhere for all of ever for that last one.
 
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